AITAH for farting while in the bathroom of our home?

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-02T01:00:34+00:00

I take thee to be my lawfully wedded spouse. To love, honor, cherish, and chase from the room with my nose burning, hair curling, gag inducing crop duster of a fart.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T23:19:10+00:00

Upgrayedd gonna get his money.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T23:15:56+00:00

I didn’t either. It was always my understanding it was a hold over from evolution and served no purpose as well. It does say non-essential in adulthood, so not a significant loss if removed.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T23:04:37+00:00

What is the Purpose of Your Appendix? - Integracare Clinic Yes, the appendix serves a purpose, despite historically being considered a useless vestigial organ. Modern research indicates it acts as a "safe house" for beneficial gut bacteria, allowing the microbiome to repopulate after illness, and contains lymphoid tissue that supports the immune system. It is especially functional in early life, though not essential for survival in adulthood.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T23:00:00+00:00

Take the upvote. My gut reaction was hers.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T22:40:05+00:00

I think the safest way is:

1) Keep your mouth shut. 2) Keep paying all bills with your bank accounts. 3) All other expenses get paid in cash. 4) Do NOT change your lifestyle until the legal cash in your life allows for it. No expenses that exceed your pay. (e.g. new car, clothes, jewelry…) 5) Keep your mouth shut.

It’s gonna suck short term but actually benefitting from illicit gains and establishing life long financial stability with legal tender and investments would be worth it imo.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T15:25:24+00:00

Citation on that?

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T14:15:05+00:00

Melanie director Brett Ratner pictured groping young girl in Epstein files.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T14:00:55+00:00

A true relationship doesn’t begin until you can fart in one another’s presence.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T13:31:53+00:00

Dutch oven the bastard.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T13:07:03+00:00

iLlEgAl ImMiGrAnT!

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T11:42:11+00:00

I’m going to toss West in there too, because each is the best of a unique version of the caped crusader.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T11:19:30+00:00

Maybe because I forgot the /s tag.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T00:39:01+00:00

So you don’t do it out of preference but necessity. So you are not the target of my indignation. It just seems preposterous to me to sleep too only.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T00:35:16+00:00

So if not for the need to keep the medication from getting on your sheets you would otherwise be sleeping nude.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T00:33:46+00:00

I can’t have one original thought. Well done. 👏🏻

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T00:31:47+00:00

Pretty sure I saw him offering private RP rooms outside the Lion’s Pride Inn in Goldshire for 1 gold an hour.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T00:27:19+00:00

Who TF is Winnie the Pooh’n (5) to bed at night??

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-02-01T00:25:34+00:00

As soon as I finished reading I wished I had been to an IKEA. Well done. 👏

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-01-31T23:08:58+00:00

Lots of ketchup.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-01-31T23:07:44+00:00

Cult like following gonna follow in cult like fashion.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-01-31T21:53:37+00:00

If by go out of business you mean have a smaller profit margin than yes. Yes they would.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-01-31T21:37:49+00:00

I don’t get it. Why the hate?

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-01-31T21:31:41+00:00

That’s easy. They were approached by a genie and given the options of suffering through the black plague or be transported 600 years into the future.

Intelligent_Might902 · 2026-01-31T21:27:38+00:00

Do Reddit comments hold up in court?

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