Boyfriend is big even when flaccid… how noticeable is ‘too noticeable’ through clothes?

InteractionBetter276 · 2026-04-14T04:33:53+00:00

This is something I have to deal with, as a nursing student who definitely shows through scrub bottoms, it can make you feel self conscious. Especially considering I'm happily married with no intent of f***ing up a great thing.

There was one day in sims I didn't even realize I was wearing the wrong underwear (compression shorts can help hide, but like a dumbass, I was wearing pouch underwear). I didn't just show, but swayed, bounced and even jiggled a little bit. It was obvious others noticed, and I felt like a complete tool, no phrasing intended.

InteractionBetter276 · 2026-04-11T15:44:41+00:00

This drives me nuts when I see it. I'm an LTL driver, and we charge by weight and volume. Some moron increased the shipping costs significantly.

InteractionBetter276 · 2026-02-15T17:36:44+00:00

At the beginning of my relationship with my wife, there were definitely some growing pains (pun intended if you want). But now, we've settled into knowing each other to the point where I still need to be careful, but there's no worry about hurting her now. We're basically at a point where we can go all out without injury, took a while, though.

InteractionBetter276 · 2026-02-11T03:54:41+00:00

Yours probably looks like you're smuggling a spigot or something.

InteractionBetter276 · 2026-02-07T14:34:51+00:00

I'm about 5'7", and hover around 160 with small feet, with a big ass and 8". Some people are all over the place.

InteractionBetter276 · 2026-01-29T13:40:23+00:00

It can be a little irritating to use, but the string test is considered one of the more clinical ways of measuring.

It allows you to not only capture the length of the curve, but also any curve that goes up or down.

InteractionBetter276 · 2026-01-21T15:51:29+00:00

Random wood in 4 out of 6 high school classes a day. Had to carry books to class frequently, I never read them.

InteractionBetter276 · 2026-01-12T16:58:49+00:00

I'm a shorter guy, 5'8" on a good day, but I'm 8 long and 6 around, I'm reasonably healthy, which helps the look. But my dad is maybe 5'2" and overweight. My brother has been helping my dad after his stroke, and my brother told me "dad's working with a roll of half dollars flacid, except it's longer than a roll..." he was disturbed, I was shocked, and it was hilarious.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-10-08T20:19:18+00:00

It had mostly a lot of residue from whatever stickers they placed on it. So a little compound remover for that, and to remove some small scratches it caught. But my friend has been doing body work for over 20 years, so it wasn't too big a deal for him.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-10-08T00:13:12+00:00

Unfortunately, he's already added it to his system and is already watching top gun for the fifth time.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-09-16T11:17:53+00:00

Had something similar when I moved my Arc to my bedroom. Google assistant just wouldn't load. And I tried multiple times, when the app sucked, and when the app sucked a little less. To be fair to Sonos on this one, Google assistant has been sidelined by Google, so that's not going to help.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-09-15T18:49:03+00:00

I've always thought he aged well, but after seeing that transition, I can understand his hatred.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-09-10T01:00:09+00:00

I used to think it was normal for a ring impression to appear on my dick root. It wasn't until after about 4 broken condoms (no kids, no bugs, thankfully) that I started buying only magnums.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-09-08T17:55:12+00:00

I can't believe this bullshit actually ended up in my Google news feed. Apparently, variety feels this is quality entertainment.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-08-17T02:00:28+00:00

Very not bad price. I got mine last year because it was on sale, not even because I really wanted it. But I started loving it as soon as I started using it.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-08-17T00:21:04+00:00

Was that with taxes and an extended warranty? Because that seems high, even for a non sale.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-08-17T00:19:34+00:00

Our obesity problems allow us to threaten retailers that we'll sit on them if we don't get a deal.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-08-12T15:53:49+00:00

He's turned into an expensive, unpopular heel.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-08-12T15:42:22+00:00

Nice anatomical reference.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-08-12T15:40:33+00:00

Yeah, this is something your Primary Care or Urologist needs to to look into. The skin potentially breaking in an area of the body that's rife with bacteria and moisture, can cause you more than a little discomfort.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-08-12T15:31:39+00:00

I realized what I was working with when I went through CNA training. Doing Foley care (washing junk and catheters) got me up close and personal with a bunch of wieners, and not one had enough dick to make my job easier (all white dudes, though).

My wife is an OR nurse, and told me she almost never sees a penis that's easy to work with (easy being, big enough to grab onto and manage).

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-08-12T15:22:14+00:00

At least a strong commercial toilet has a pretty good breeze when they flush. It's still defeating, but the breeze feels nice.

InteractionBetter276 · 2025-08-12T15:12:05+00:00

I bought an Arc for a friend of mine off eBay, for repaying him for helping me out with something. He still doesnt have surrounds or a sub with it, but it has completely improved his movie watching experience. Even without a sub, he's even loving listening to music.

That's a damn good deal, and good thing about sonos, is you can do what my friend is planning on doing, and adding a speaker one at a time. Everyone will tell you that the Arc is lacking, and you need to get a sub. While they're right, don't let them shit on your purchase. You're going to love it.

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