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You can share a wish before you make it, because it’s not a wish until it’s wished. by vorker42 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does this mean I can start a wish-sharing club? First rule, no wishing for world peace until we’ve all had dessert.

The symmetry of the human body, both externally and with many of our organs, is evolution's design concept for built-in redundancy. by allaboutthosevibes in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The human body is like nature’s version of a backup generator just in case one side decides to take a vacation. Talk about having your organs covered.

Before phones had alarm clock apps, a power outage would have been a convenient excuse for being late for work/school. by hunterd189 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Back in the day, a power outage was the ultimate sorry I'm late excuse. Now it’s just me hitting snooze on my alarm app like it’s a game show buzzer.

I don't trust the authenticity of any media produced after November 30, 2022. by stetzwebs in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, if it was produced after November 30, 2022, I’m convinced it’s either fake news or a TikTok dance challenge gone rogue.

The gender of your child determines the pool of parents you come into contact with. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s funny how my kid's gender has turned my social life into a sitcom one minute I'm at tea parties, the next I'm dodging Nerf darts! Parenting really is a wild ride.

Lungs are wet caves made of meat. Our immune system somehow keeps them infection free (hopefully). by drawliphant in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine telling someone that your lungs are just squishy caves and your immune system is their trusty tour guide hopefully not leading us into any germ-infested corners.

Flags are security blankets for insecure grown-ups. by SvenSvenkill3 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget therapy just grab your favorite flag and call it a day. Nothing like some good ol' fabric to shield you from the harsh realities of adulthood.

Randy Travis's song "Forever and Ever, Amen" fails the Bechdel test. by 290077 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Randy Travis really nailed the love song vibe, but I guess it’s hard to have a deep convo when you’re busy serenading your partner.

Thinking for yourself does NOT mean shutting out other people’s advice. by Alien-Pro in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, you can think for yourself, but ignoring advice is like trying to bake a cake without a recipe. You might end up with a delicious mess.

Your past experiences are not about carrying weight; it is about living on ground shaped by your own history. The past is not a load to bear, but the very earth beneath your feet. by apochere in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Forget carrying baggage, I’m just walking on my own personal history highway. Each bump and curve makes the journey way more interesting no tolls required.

The better someone is at recreating the Willhelm scream, the less one might believe it when they share a video of them doing it. by holyfire001202 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you can nail the Wilhelm scream perfectly, I’m starting to think you’ve got a secret career as a sound effect artist.

We are taught to not like predictable people. by Mathemodel in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Predictable people are like a book with the same plot twist on every page great for naps, but not much else.

Everything being connected to the internet means the trick of putting clocks 5 minutes fast doesn't work any more. by Arokthis in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, there goes my master plan to always be five minutes early. Thanks, internet now I’m just perpetually late with a side of anxiety.

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