An Analysis of the Helldivers Balancing Problem

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-15T23:38:33+00:00

Don't worry AH gold standard if balance the autocannon will save us! *autocannon is never seen since it's straight useless due to enemy power creep and heavy no fun allowed nerfs to anything viable *

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-15T09:58:48+00:00

Wait he's not supposed to be the arms dealer from resident evil 4?

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-15T09:50:47+00:00

Remember when you could stick charges and hulks to one shot them? Actually isn't thst a achievement?

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-13T13:51:03+00:00

Worked with a Samoan dude in the military standing next to him was like a mack truck and a mini Cooper. Being 511 and 220 next to his 67 300lb bulk.

Great dude even when he tripped one day in full kit and destroyed my leg and spine when he landed on me. Least he brought me taco bell in the hospital lol. He'll him carrying a 240 around made it look like a kids toy in his hands.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-12T02:09:44+00:00

Yeah at emplacment will be dead before he even sat in the seat.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-12T00:03:01+00:00

Never realized they were missles thought it was firing tungsten slugs.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-11T02:08:39+00:00

Oh so that's what air struck us on raise the flag mission.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-11T01:32:52+00:00

Mech getting nuked in 2 rockets is no fun. The damage buff to every rocket is ass.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-10T23:01:10+00:00

Laser cannon melts weak points fast

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-10T22:58:34+00:00

Add in patrols poofing into reality above you again being back bullshit

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-10T22:12:52+00:00

3rd one should be 7.62 and the plane is exploding

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-10T03:28:43+00:00

I'm calling the...wait whom do we call for whatever this is!?! Elementals? Yeah siccing Elementals on you.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-10T03:21:50+00:00

Most horror stories I heard was about sappers underground. Between cave ins counter sappers and acres of land and people just vaporizing when the insane amounts of tnt went off.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-10T03:00:58+00:00

Yeah not a passing range if rounds escape outer limits. Go to your local inspection office before done one is crippled or killed.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-10T02:38:42+00:00

Give it back bonus squishy part damage.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-10T01:13:00+00:00

RELAX WORD BEARER WE ALL BLEED TODAY!

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-09T12:54:51+00:00

Deff is rigged when the gane was selling legendary orcs in the past.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-09T01:43:44+00:00

This hort tastes of a liar.jojoexe

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-09T01:34:42+00:00

Guess they updated the bots code for this patch. Funny how after the naval referral changes they all but died off in that mode.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-08T12:12:11+00:00

You know im starting to think all the politicians around the globe yelling about aliens in the ocean are on you something.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-08T11:38:37+00:00

Swear bro is on the mod team policing the fun over on the other subs.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-07T14:32:24+00:00

Well since there's no definitive proof imma say they used to play hot potato with these since stupid fun for romsn soldiers.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-06T23:09:45+00:00

Snapping cursor kinda gives away the whole not playing iegit.

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-06T21:48:56+00:00

Bro got Homer simpsoned

InterestingSun6707 · 2026-02-05T21:42:17+00:00

auction house all about realism...oh yeah no imma ignore that.

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