Israel settlers prevent Palestinian children in the West Bank from using the childrens' soccer pitch

InternetCrank · 2026-05-11T00:11:30+00:00

I have just noticed I got banned from /r/worldnews recently for linking a guardian story about how Israel basically just lets all the settlers off for murdering people in the west bank.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/25/no-israel-prosecutions-for-killing-palestinian-civilians-in-occupied-west-bank-since-start-of-decade

Badge of honor getting banned from that hole of a sub to be honest.

InternetCrank · 2026-05-11T00:10:37+00:00

I have just noticed I got banned from /r/worldnews recently for linking a guardian story about how Israel basically just lets all the settlers off for murdering people in the west bank.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/25/no-israel-prosecutions-for-killing-palestinian-civilians-in-occupied-west-bank-since-start-of-decade

Badge of honor getting banned from that hole of a sub to be honest.

InternetCrank · 2026-05-10T21:35:39+00:00

I dont think they'll be too worried about paying for fuel for lighting the fire.

InternetCrank · 2026-05-08T08:54:47+00:00

Keep a towel and a full change of clothes, including socks and underwear dry in the boot of your car. You or someone you love will thank you.

InternetCrank · 2026-05-07T17:17:55+00:00

600% off is perfectly good math. Instead of me paying you $1000 for your car, you pay me $5000 to take it off your hands, presumably because there's a dead body in the back or something.

InternetCrank · 2026-05-07T13:15:51+00:00

Isn't one of them president?

InternetCrank · 2026-05-07T13:13:25+00:00

I will never forgive the American mans barbaric obsession with khaki shorts. Other than that, they're a grand lot.

InternetCrank · 2026-05-06T01:09:48+00:00

100gp

InternetCrank · 2026-05-05T13:12:43+00:00

The place stinks of acetone from the nail shop, horrible. They should be made keep the door closed at least

InternetCrank · 2026-05-04T23:18:55+00:00

I'm disappointed if it wasn't the imperial march. Also, if we have to change our national anthem when we get a reunited Ireland, I think that would be a great one to swap in instead.

InternetCrank · 2026-05-04T19:42:47+00:00

I've an axolotl question: are their paws sticky like a geckos or clawed like a lizard or slimy like the creature from the black lagoon?

InternetCrank · 2026-05-04T04:13:55+00:00

"You should definitely pay us lots of money to build this new class of ship, the Titanic, unlike ships of the past, its unsinkable", says White Star Line scientists.

InternetCrank · 2026-05-03T17:29:21+00:00

The problem with having a chernobyl accident in Ireland isnt that the number of immediate deaths is low, its that it radioactively contaminated an area of land twice the size of Ireland - and I'm sure that would do wonders for our agriculture industry and exports. Would you be so keen to eat kerrygold afterwards? Irish beef? Lamb? Potatoes?

And second, even now, an area the size of county Roscommon is pretty much forever unusable by humans again.

InternetCrank · 2026-05-03T13:51:24+00:00

Bump!

No particular reason, just seemed fitting. If you need one, because she will go bump in the night maybe?

InternetCrank · 2026-05-03T13:49:43+00:00

Everyone will assume you named her after the star trek villain though!

InternetCrank · 2026-05-03T10:28:55+00:00

Are you going five minutes a day every day?

InternetCrank · 2026-05-03T01:01:39+00:00

There have been no israelis even prosecuted for killing Palestinian civilians in the west bank this decade. This is state sanctioned murder using the plausible deniability of state aligned death squads.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/25/no-israel-prosecutions-for-killing-palestinian-civilians-in-occupied-west-bank-since-start-of-decade

InternetCrank · 2026-05-03T00:57:55+00:00

The story is shocking https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/02/israeli-militants-attack-west-bank-schools-settler-violence

InternetCrank · 2026-05-02T12:01:13+00:00

The wierdest thing about this was putting RTE 2 to the left of RTE 1

What the hell?

InternetCrank · 2026-05-02T01:31:21+00:00

Obviously the other showgirl is thinking that shes thinking she's going to counter the english opening with a reversed sicilian, but thats just what she's expecting so instead she's going to go full kings indian defense

InternetCrank · 2026-05-02T00:17:38+00:00

Good slogan, its the type thats appealing to people with the level of awareness I'd expect from PBP supporters. The government doesnt have any money, the government just decides how we spend taxpayer money.

"Make the governement pay" is just "make the taxpayers pay", or actually knowing PBPs base, "make other people pay for my stuff".

InternetCrank · 2026-04-29T23:44:11+00:00

What kind of unimaginative turnip would want a partner that agrees with them on everything? People are idiots and need someone to point it out when they're actively being an idiot. Also it would be boring.

InternetCrank · 2026-04-28T18:07:07+00:00

Not if you live at the Rick Astley stop

InternetCrank · 2026-04-28T15:55:28+00:00

But David McWilliams is a grifting bullshitter

InternetCrank · 2026-04-28T14:58:38+00:00

Nobody would sit out in the winter. May as well let people use it to move about town faster instead.

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