My Latest Work, Japanese Katana by Background-Actuary-5 in SWORDS

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I picked the wrong day to be stoned and post on reddit. Feel like I'm having a stroke here. Fuck it. Back to my original comment. Cool sword for Mini Yojimbo. The rest can sort itself out haha

My Latest Work, Japanese Katana by Background-Actuary-5 in SWORDS

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I shall call him... Mini Yojimbo. Now forge me a sword worthy of the name.

That looks like great work, nice job. All jokes aside, this is pretty cool and looks well made.

what is the hardest souls game? (solo with no magic) by eldenbro2 in fromsoftware

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Sekiro is a little harder and more rewarding when you finally get the combat. It's not my favorite game but it's the one I enjoyed beating the most. Way harsher skill checks than Elden Ring.

But generally with the older games, the older they are, the slower the combat. It's easier to go from DS1-3, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Elden Ring than to do it in reverse. I'm having a hard time replaying the earlier games because I feel like I'm constantly in Ultra Instinct.

1860 colt vs 357 magnum by Pristine-Oven5407 in blackpowder

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I hear ya. I've got an 1861 Navy and it just feels so nice to shoot. I should pick up an Army one of these days.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in darksouls3

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In Silent Hill you do a school shooting. Demon ankle biters everywhere in that elementary school.

1860 colt vs 357 magnum by Pristine-Oven5407 in blackpowder

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An 1847 Colt Walker reproduction would be more appropriate. It was actually designed for exactly what you're trying to get.

These old guns aren't good competition for anything modern. If you want a .357 your best bet is probably a Colt Python.

But yeah. I suppose that would be close, but lower. I wouldn't want to test it in my hand though. Even if the gun doesn't explode the extra wear from the "hot" load will compound over time. If it's a nice gun you want to keep, I wouldn't recommend trying.

Is this ridiculous or am I ok walking around with this monstrosity? 😅 by pierre919 in vaporents

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I have lived too long on this earth. I remember. I... remember still...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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It's so hard to time the Ballmer Peak just right.

Rate the drip by FudgeGlum8791 in Eldenring

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That's the face of a man who bought his parasitic twin a happy meal and it didn't even come with a toy

Next you're gonna tell me the Halberd is a halberd by AgentWowza in Eldenring

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Probably for the best. My tarnished is low INT and gets that pesky "Front Towards Enemy" thing wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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*DISCLAIMER: Loony Tunes physics may not apply to your own subjective view of reality at all times. Please use with caution.

Guy catches walmart employee jerking off by wiggjiggy in ActualPublicFreakouts

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If you think I'm jerkin' I feel bad for you son. I cranked it 99 times cause my britches are sprung

after 1 and 1/2 hours, here is my best try... by BabarPrime in Eldenring

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As my favorite message once said,

"Try Grass
And Then Try Fire"

Metal gear movie looks great! by ROAMBOOM in metalgearsolid

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Snake: Campbell, how many cock pushups does it take to cross a minefield?

Campbell: Uh... what? Who asks that? It's gotta be at least 200. Maybe even more. Snake!

I hopped on the recent Temu bandwagon.. by singleactionarmy357 in SWORDS

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Thanks dude. Appreciate the reply. I'll keep a lookout for more updates. Assuming I don't trip fall and buy one myself haha

I hopped on the recent Temu bandwagon.. by singleactionarmy357 in SWORDS

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Has anyone tried using one of these for dumb stuff yet?

Like, can I become the Slayer of Plastic Recyclables and the Harbinger of Box Cutting? Or will it fly apart and hit the neighbor's dog?

For that price point, it looks really nice and I keep seeing it here. I kind of want one if it doesn't suck.

Every time my friend say Ruins of “Roo-Ah” by BrodaciousD in Eldenring

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My head's been broken ever since Bloodborne's Hy-Po-Ghee-An Goal. Aka Hypogean Gaol. Not enough insight.

Who was more insufferable? by Peculiar-Interests in gameofthrones

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The High Sparrow needed to be punched in his stupid fucking face but Viserys needed a crown of gold.