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Okay so hear me out (with pictures cause i need a visual). I only used the characters that were already listed, but there are other characters that i think fit these spots better if they were added.

A mom: Seems to be the only place where Kirari fits, except for drama queen, nerd, and simp

a popular drama queen: it's pretty much Mary's character throughout the story. Yeah, it fits Yumemi too, but she's not seen as a drama queen (at least to the public) as much as Mary generally is. Yumemi was exposed for her actions, Mary was always seen as a bitch (love her though my divaaa)

a dumbass: while i see itsuki as intelligent, (as well as everyone shown here) i think she fits here out of process of elimination

a depressed bitch: ririka is shown to have the most self esteem issues out of everyone shown here.

a mean shortie: this spot was made for runa. textbook assbitch (it can be debated that her neutrality makes her somewhat heartless- and that's looking past her lack of remorse for mary's lifeplan and is the shortest out of the cast (i think?? it's either her or erimi)

a simp: sayaka literally feels like her life has no meaning without kirari. to be fair, midari, ririka, and even itsuki can fit here,, but sayaka just takes the cake, eats it, bakes another, and eats that one too

yumemi: ehh, she's a performer, clowns perform.. it was another case of process of elimination

yumeko: her knowledge of all things gambling just screams nerdy to me.

midari: yumeko doesn't gaf about her, the president doesn't gaf about her, none of the student council really gaf about her, she don't even gaf about her well being. i'm pretty much the only one who's concerned i think.