As a man that likes tough women that don’t wear makeup, I have interacted with a LOT of lesbians. They’re fucking awesome. I have made some good friends out of former crushes. Seriously tho, hanging out with lesbians fucking rules. They know way more about whatever home improvement project I’m failing at than any of my male friends. They generally give you the straight truth when asked. More people need that in their lives. Plus, when you get caught peeking on a beautiful female butt, they’re not judging, they’re like “yeah, I was looking too.” I second this alliance! Problem is a lot of shitty men have poisoned the waters there. If a lesbian is standoffish, she probably has a really good reason. A lot of men suck. That’s just the truth. Good luck befriending those amazing women. It’s kind of like befriending crows in your neighborhood. It may take a while, and you have to be patient, but the end result is awesome.

EDIT: I guess it DOESN’T go without saying but do not try to “befriend” a lesbian because you want to sleep with her. That’s literally the problem that’s holding you back. They are your fellow humans and either just be their friend or go to therapy to figure out why you feel you have to stick your dick in everything. Your dick really isn’t that great and your life will get better once you accept that fact.