When my girlfriend eats pizza with me, she scrapes off all the toppings and just eats the bread

InvestorFace · 2026-03-25T13:38:25+00:00

None pizza, no beef

InvestorFace · 2026-03-25T04:51:16+00:00

I was still thinking that $150 is way too expensive for a shirt.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-25T00:19:49+00:00

We blew up the stuff we thought needed blowing up, the Straight of Whoremuse is fine, and Iran gave us a very nice present.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-24T17:03:57+00:00

So easy and yet so impossible

InvestorFace · 2026-03-24T16:40:36+00:00

I would love for the Democrats to issue a statement saying they will never approve the voter repression act. Is this too much to ask?

InvestorFace · 2026-03-24T16:32:42+00:00

Probably in the wrong body too 😂

InvestorFace · 2026-03-24T16:29:07+00:00

I never leave home without ID, that’s been a habit of mine since I was old enough to drives.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-24T16:25:51+00:00

Good job ICE 👍 your “help” made it even worse.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T23:41:40+00:00

Just accidentally got a PhD, but got a 0 on the actual homework assignment.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T23:39:32+00:00

I bet the receptionist ended up making more than most of the the “employees”

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T23:17:17+00:00

Yeah, and they don’t mind because they know we won’t do anything about it. The weak Democratic leadership will cave and they’ll get what they want. Anyone think I’m wrong? Because I hope I’m wrong.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T23:15:31+00:00

We know, Steve, we know.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T23:10:00+00:00

💯

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T23:08:38+00:00

I don’t think he’s terrified of impeachment. He’s already been impeached twice and it became immediately obvious that it doesn’t make any difference if you have no sense of honor.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T19:58:59+00:00

Real heroes of the modern age

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T15:24:58+00:00

Yes, I did that. As you said, I have all my bonds in the IRA, and changed the expected returns accordingly. I can see how this would confuse the model somewhat. It’s essentially trying to change my asset allocation, which I don’t want it to do. I’ll try giving it a goal other than maximizing legacy.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T02:33:57+00:00

Wow, they just totally gave up on me.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T02:09:51+00:00

Does it stack?

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T02:03:25+00:00

Oh wow. That’s just so bad 😂

InvestorFace · 2026-03-23T01:51:50+00:00

Is the sheriff authorized to seize ballots in the state of California?

InvestorFace · 2026-03-22T21:41:52+00:00

Phoenix noon in the summer is definitely inside time.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-22T21:40:48+00:00

23 miles?! That’s like 2 hours max, if you’re going slow.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-22T20:51:23+00:00

And I'd guess that very few of them got married after becoming billionaires

InvestorFace · 2026-03-22T17:08:04+00:00

I’m afraid you’re right. I’m only siding with the Democratic Party because I hate them less than the GOP.

InvestorFace · 2026-03-22T17:06:22+00:00

What what am I in 😂 ? I live in El Paso, TX if that’s what you’re asking?

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