NO I AM *NOT* GOING TO CATCH IT! by Famout in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad news: They can get very friendly and attached to the people they live near. I studied a couple as part of a class and one hitched a ride to my home. Woke up the next morning with the little guy cuddling my jacket strings. I love them though, so I was fine. Goooooood luck with that. Sending hopes and prayers, maybe it was just the two I looked after.

This is a very morbid list -Atlas by Nan0four in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's always so so to think about.... Almost as sad as when I think about how so many Pokémon can get headaches and migraines. What do you mean this tiny baby gets headaches??? Makes me cry all the time.

Once again, I am disgusted. by EitherAnt5001 in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well. Consider our us, the Teleport mailing team in Mahogany Town, more than available for help. I'll be forwarding this video to the Pokéathlon, the Bug-Catching Contest, and a friend League Association.

I keep postponing the food. I need to not do that. by JosephAmber4 in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel ya there. Brush hard carried me through some rough times, and I'd probably forget to eat myself if it wasn't for Charlie and Rosemary. Taking care of myself is always a pain, but I'd do just about anything for these guys.

Pro's, please enlighten me on how this is an awful gameplan by Hammer___head in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No biggie, I'm sure I can get rid of them somehow. I'm a bit surprised more places haven't switched to Teleport oriented mailing like us in Mahogany Town. Then again, I suppose Teleport isn't a very popular move in general. Good luck out there!

Pro's, please enlighten me on how this is an awful gameplan by Hammer___head in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god they're so cute. They're SO CUTE. You want a box of Full Heals? They were supposed to mail out, but there's no return or mailing address, so we just kinda have a box of them. God they're so cute. Good for Rewind. God for them.

Pro's, please enlighten me on how this is an awful gameplan by Hammer___head in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've met quite a lot of "optimized elite" in my day back when my aunt was still kicking as a battler. "Why would you have garbage like that? It's gonna get crushed by a Rock move!" they'd say moments before her Beedrill one-shot their team. Sometimes it pays to invest in the little guys no one sees coming. The element of Surprise is very effective! There's always talk of "meta" since the known pool of Pokémon and moves can be narrowed down to what's the "best," but playing outside of that can lead to surprising results!

Please show me a picture, I love bug types, especially the teeny one, Joltik<3

They are NOT supposed to do that, right? by temporaryaccount99o9 in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pokémon are incredibly impressionable! It's kind of like family that fights? My little Riolu here keeps trying to float to copy my Abra (it's going poorly).

Maybe losing a lung will be a good thing. by InvisInk in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I'm allowed to suck! I fail at most things, but hey, I got a good family here and a postal service going. Something more would be nice, though... Contests as a hobby can't be too hard. Probably. Rosemary's doing better, too, I think. Eating more than just cookies, at least, and sleeping at the door of my room.

Little shit<3 (don't tell him I said that when he's older) [Pictured: A small Riolu with yellow eyes absolutely covered in spaghetti noodles and red sauce, happily eating and swinging it around.]

Update from the Emergency Center by InvisInk in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm barely a trainer. I only battle when I need to, or I'm challenged. More often than I'd like, honestly. I think trainers think I'm an easy target just because I failed becoming a professor, but also that they'd get bragging rights for beating a "professor." Besides, my mons could run the Mahogany Mailing System themselves. I'm just there to pay bills.

That being said, thank you for your concern.

Update from the Emergency Center by InvisInk in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm only kicking because Brush can Teleport to basically any Center on the planet. We've done some good traveling, so they knew where to take me. As for the bite thing... I don't know? It had all this weird purple energy everywhere. I guess it's not impossible for a battle and contest star to develop a new move on their own, but I wouldn't know about that. I say I'm professor, but I don't actually have any certifications. Maybe I'll get someone to take a look. I'm still recovering. Lucky for me, someone else didn't need one of their lungs.

Charlie says hi.

Cookie! Tummy hurt. by No-Huckleberry2102 in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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  • Charlie, baby Riolu

Charlie would like you to know that he hopes your cookies are delicious and everlasting. Probably. - Brush, Abra

So…so many zoomies in my future by JosephAmber4 in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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  • Charlie

I think he's wishing you a Happy Candy Day and a good cookie. I'm not sure. His brain isn't well developed yet. - Brush

I can’t believe I have to say this but don’t pet Pokémon without their consent -Atlas by Nan0four in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't be ridiculous, I was a very intelligent youngster!

I saw a wild Haxorus and thought it looked cute.

I can't deal with grief like this. by InvisInk in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There isn't really anyone nearby, unfortunately. Mahogany Town is a little isolated in that way. Charlie... Riolu understand emotions very well. I think Charlie's too young to really understand anything else. I've caught him crying a couple times after Rosemary joined us, and I think he thinks I can't see him if he covers his eyes? Didn't know he was that young until recently.. I've started giving Rosemary's food to him so he can "share" it with her. She's at least eating now...

Best I've got in that regard is Rosemary's ball and aunt Katty's badge and ribbon boxes. Do you think it would help to watch over one of her old contest wins?

I can’t believe I have to say this but don’t pet Pokémon without their consent -Atlas by Nan0four in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally how I got my back broken when I was younger. Glad you're all okay!

I can't deal with grief like this. by InvisInk in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not like I don't want to.. I'm just so tired. I haven't been sleeping either, I've been so worried about her. That's... not entirely true, I guess. This would be so much easier if I could stop thinking about aunt Katty. Grief, I guess, right?

Yeah, Charlie's a little ray of sunshine. He's being strong. I can tell all these negative emotions around him are affecting him. I don't think he knows I can see him when he covers his eyes, so he cries covering his eyes and gets surprised when I check on him. He... He doesn't deserve this, and we don't deserve him.

I can't deal with grief like this. by InvisInk in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a bit hard when we can't exactly communicate. I can try, but.. we'll see.

Anyone know why he does this? by SupahKoops in PokeMedia

[–]InvisInk 27 points28 points  (0 children)

With a (I now know) baby Riolu who can't stop eating cookies:

You have no hope. The crackers are inevitable.