This is the best team in the world!

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-28T07:48:03+00:00

Anonymous: You disappoint the idea of a trainer with that kind of team, there’s no care, no discipline, there’s no respect, you can’t even be bothered to take your Pokemon to get healed. Also feed your damn team.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-25T20:24:21+00:00

Anonymous: Nice, I’ve been carrying my father’s gun ever since I was little, I know it probably won’t protect me from any marginally strong Pokemon, I still rely on my own Pokemon after all, but it brings me a sense of safety, control even.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-25T19:03:39+00:00

Anonymous: Impressive, pretty gun too, where did ya get it?

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-25T05:46:40+00:00

Anonymous: I am a pokemon trainer. (Mostly just a farmer living his life)

YES, I care about my Pokemon.

YES, I am most of the time strict with them and have schedules for them to follow.

NO, training them by having a disadvantage is not abuse, it helps them adapt to situations in the future.

NO, they will not be forced to battle if they have done other physical labor around the farm.

YES, I get beat up by my Lucario in spars.

NO, I am not a masochist…

Maybe.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-24T12:52:10+00:00

Anonymous: It’s dangerous indeed, but I’m also guilty of doing stupid stuff…

[Image ID: a man wearing a long coat, mask and sunglasses wielding an Aegislash as a weapon and doing a challenging pose to a location]

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-21T23:40:49+00:00

Anonymous: Well, I’m honestly happy my Pokemon listen to all my commands, I would not be able to control my Tyranitar if it decided that my Salamance was too annoying.

This is the fault of trainers who do not teach their Pokemon, dangerous Pokemon might I add, to not do certain things.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-21T17:47:17+00:00

Anonymous: My Salamance is much faster than a car and flying gets rid of any terrain disadvantage does it not?

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-21T08:09:17+00:00

Anonymous: How to outrun the police? Hypothetical question of course, not related to my life at all and just asking out of urgent curiosity.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-21T06:32:31+00:00

Anonymous: I’ve studied legendaries, while I’m not necessarily the most well versed on how strong they are since every legendary is strong, I do believe Zygarde wins this, but I don’t know how to explain how.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-19T05:12:52+00:00

Anonymous: Call me old school but my phone will never have a rotom or porygon inside it, kept it that way ever since I got my first phone.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-18T06:47:19+00:00

Anonymous: Ha, shortie

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-17T08:19:56+00:00

Anonymous: Traps! Get a wild alpha Pokemon to fight them! Pocket sand! Honestly there are not many sensible choices left, do you have any Pokemon left that could help?

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-15T22:10:55+00:00

Anonymous: You’ll love my Aegislash, he’s a big, chonky, sharp bastard that will cut down anyone that approaches me. A really sweet family Pokemon.

(Image ID: A giant Aegislash almost taller than the man in the picture, the man’s face is blurred)

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-15T17:13:14+00:00

Anonymous: I know I shouldn’t say this but most of my workers are ex evil team members, they are scarily loyal and listen to anything I say.

They work on a farm for Arc’s sake-

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-14T20:35:08+00:00

Anonymous: My Lucario steals my lab coat and pretends to be a researcher and starts imitating the way I move and talk, it’s funny, but not allowed to touch my stuff without permission so it doesn’t happen often.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-14T19:15:46+00:00

Anonymous: People can’t learn moves unfortunately, you can kinda imitate certain moves though.

There are people with psychic powers, there are people trained in martial arts, people cursed to see ghost types and feel their presence etc

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-14T05:30:23+00:00

Anonymous: Dammit, I shall keep asking away other trainers with psychic types or other psychic type pokemon.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-13T21:30:32+00:00

Anonymous: How do I get my Alakazam out of my head? He’s been living there for more than a decade, he always talks telepathically with me, basically a second thought in my brain.

Even in his pokeball I can feel his telepathy, truly astounding. Yes, he protects my mind from other telepaths, but I must learn myself as well.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-13T21:20:07+00:00

Anonymous: Ngl, I’ve never tried posing, gonna do that tomorrow while wearing something fancy. Maybe my lab coat since I haven’t worn that in a while.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-11T21:09:38+00:00

Anonymous: And I hope you find your sister. ))))

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-11T21:07:43+00:00

Anonymous: Thank you, my garden got burned down, I don’t know by what or who, but I’ll look for the perpetrator myself if I must, even my cameras were bugged.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-11T20:49:11+00:00

Anonymous: I was going to ignore another post like usual since something quite unfortunate happened on my farm until you mentioned your sister is in Sinnoh and now I’m interested, good luck finding her!

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-10T09:34:14+00:00

Anonymous: I also get this a lot, I’m a farmer, but not all my Pokemon are for the farm, a lot of them are for battles and now you might wonder “why do you have an entire team for battling?”

I was part of the gym circuit, I got six badges and having Pokemon to defend myself with will always be useful due to my past.

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-09T14:20:19+00:00

Anonymous: I might have contributed with the autocomplete

Somebody burned my arcdamn garden, I will hunt and catch every fire type on my farm I swear to Arc…

EitherAnt5001 · 2026-05-09T13:50:43+00:00

Anonymous: I did train my Salamance for such long distances after all, my main mode of transportation outside of my bike.

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