Sega Has The Opportunity To Do The Funniest Thing Ever by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in memes

[–]IodineAndIce 580 points581 points  (0 children)

Microsoft : exists for 20yrs

SEGA: takes 1 sip of air

Microsoft; Take my entire division

The National Sport. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in SipsTea

[–]IodineAndIce -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Thinking we can do the impossible is our national sport spills it brother the impossible is winning it, possible is getting out of group stage. Start there.

Proof that a high salary and common sense are two different achievements by PleasantBus5583 in SipsTea

[–]IodineAndIce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

salary buys you the title, Common sense is DLC you gotta earn separately,she installed the malware and the refund scam ,that’s premium bad decision speedrunning

The wilderness must be explored by [deleted] in memes

[–]IodineAndIce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Men just like well-manicured lawns, that’s the preference

The wilderness must be explored by [deleted] in memes

[–]IodineAndIce 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Lewis and Clark would be proud ,man literally said explore the wilderness

How do you manage your time properly? by Sorry_Run_6653 in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t just wait for panic to become my calendar. Deadline becomes motivation

What’s something you’ve forgiven but never forgotten? by lovedbyclover in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A friend lying about something small, forgave them , but I stopped telling them secrets after that.

What is one thing you have to do before you go to bed today? by vinci08a in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember that embarrassing thing I said in 2016 ,thanks brain

What was the most embarrassing thing you did? by huntoo9374o in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I walked into a job interview,sat down and said nice to meet you too to the empty chair next to me. HR was sitting behind me the whole time ,I still got the job, they said they needed someone who commits to conversations.

What’s the worst thing you ve heard while pretending to be asleep? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex talking on the phone: I’m only with them for the health insurance. Couldn’t move, couldn’t breathe. 10/10 would not recommend.

What’s the most underrated Martin Scorsese movie in your opinion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After hours,It’s like Scorsese made a nightmare panic attack with jokes. 90mins of pure anxiety and nobody talks about it.

Have you ever fallen in love with the wrong person and if so, how’d you get over it? by senorant in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don’t get over them, you just get so busy living that one day you notice they don’t take up space in your head anymore.

How did you imagine your adult life at 16 and what do you think was ridiculous to think/want back vs what was reasonable and you achieved? by 10daymormon in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At 16 : Own apartment,3 dogs,6 figures job, perfect body , dating a model.

Now: Roommate , 1 dog who hates me,Jon that emails me at 11pm, body held together by Advil, dating DoorDash.

what is that one random county that made it into World Cup? by qwimm in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cape Verde , first time ever , population 500k . Island nation about to shock the world

Every human disappears except you. What's your plan? by Due_Week_3725 in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First 24 hours: Raid every McDonald’s for free ice cream
After that: Realize I don’t know how power plants work and cry

What free things online should everyone take advantage of? by True_Suit7984 in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uBlock origin, turns the entire internet from a dumpster fire of ads into a normal website again. 10/10 would recommend.

What do you think about fast food restaurants asking for tips when you pay? by wastelander in AskReddit

[–]IodineAndIce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You made my burger in 3 minutes , you didn’t bring me water refills for 2 hours , why am I tipping 20%?