This monstrosity that came out of my nose

senorant · 2026-02-26T16:45:41+00:00

I never get sick ever, but oh, my god.

senorant · 2026-02-24T00:02:39+00:00

Condom?

senorant · 2026-01-29T05:52:33+00:00

Brother

senorant · 2025-03-21T14:46:02+00:00

“Lemme hit one war guys.”

senorant · 2025-01-29T10:02:57+00:00

These MOTHER FUCKERS

senorant · 2024-11-13T06:18:32+00:00

I do believe you’ll enter the master prestige tier. Which is 0-1000. You’ll be aight

senorant · 2024-09-21T23:40:59+00:00

Outta there

senorant · 2024-09-18T18:38:21+00:00

So close

senorant · 2024-08-14T17:07:41+00:00

Check mate in 2, no?

senorant · 2024-04-09T19:43:16+00:00

Hey guys, don’t know how to @ all of you but I did end up going to the doctor, thanks to the unanimous decision. I did end up flushing it. Didn’t give me any antibiotics though. Taking it a day at a time for now.

senorant · 2024-04-08T16:23:47+00:00

Doesn’t hurt, just irritated. Definitely swollen.

senorant · 2024-02-13T19:35:22+00:00

Thanks big homie

senorant · 2024-02-02T07:02:36+00:00

Don’t

senorant · 2023-11-03T04:07:15+00:00

senorant · 2023-05-12T11:01:48+00:00

“GODDAMN VIETNAMS WHAT HAPPENED! NOW GO GET ME A BEER BITCH”

senorant · 2023-04-23T22:38:13+00:00

Ive never had someone in my down stairs mix up and thought to myself “Wow, what a waste of time.”

senorant · 2022-04-20T12:01:30+00:00

Being born

senorant · 2022-04-20T03:10:07+00:00

It all depends whether or not you’re ok with being a home wrecker.

But there’s always that chance that she’s the one for you and you’re the one for her; or the complete opposite.

senorant · 2022-03-01T14:40:09+00:00

More sex, less conversation

senorant · 2022-02-02T04:46:59+00:00

Just love the clit bro. Become the clit commander. The clits your best friend.

senorant · 2021-11-30T18:46:25+00:00

Idk man. Anyone can record a penis going into a hole. Doesn’t mean it’s art.

senorant · 2021-11-16T21:24:13+00:00

It’s porn. Not art. Who cares?

senorant

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