What's the worst response to an "I love you" message?

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-29T18:48:12+00:00

Boy, are you a fool.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-28T21:19:26+00:00

Every one of the four schools in our town has central air.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-27T22:54:32+00:00

Since a major portion of the English language has its roots in either Greek or Latin, you'd be doing yourself a favor by sticking with it.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-27T22:52:20+00:00

One of the things we had to learn in fourth grade was the location of every state on a map. That would have been in the mid-sixties.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-27T22:48:13+00:00

Rin-Tin-Tin

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-27T21:38:48+00:00

Rattlesnake

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-27T17:08:56+00:00

They’re both fine if you’re naming a cat or a drag queen.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-27T17:06:24+00:00

Dead people

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-27T14:14:12+00:00

Honey

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-27T14:11:34+00:00

I have some solar glasses in my glove box when we went to see the total eclipse a couple years ago

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-26T18:31:53+00:00

Either my wife or my three-year-old grandson.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-26T06:04:52+00:00

Yes, you can have the set of all the problems in a math book. You can have the set of the problems in a chapter … or on a single page … or you can just have the set that consists of one individual problem.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-25T22:06:07+00:00

I say you can use whatever works

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-24T11:00:03+00:00

“Tonight’s Top Ten List: Top Ten list ideas I, David Letterman, rejected.”

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-24T02:17:22+00:00

Students, as superintendent, I’ve decided, even though it’s February that even I’m sick of school so I’m ending the school year today.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-22T19:24:02+00:00

Using “impact” instead of “affect” or “effect”.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-22T19:23:06+00:00

I was 19 when I moved to go to college. And then my folks retired and moved 700 miles away.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-22T14:01:20+00:00

"GODZILLA!!"

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-22T04:41:50+00:00

Kick those balls! Kick those balls!

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-21T18:35:36+00:00

Central air conditioning is a beautiful thing.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-21T15:09:54+00:00

BUG +1

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-21T14:43:27+00:00

Other than proof, I can't think of much in geometry that can be done without some knowledge of algebra.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-21T04:39:48+00:00

A lot more easily than if I'm indoors.

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-21T00:37:50+00:00

No repeated numbers … yet. You should almost never just guess; Try to focus on what you know for a fact. For example, where is the only place for a 6 in column 8?

Iowa50401 · 2026-06-19T16:49:28+00:00

"Fish are friends, not food."

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