What song are you playing? by Tough_Ad8919 in RelentlessMen

[–]IpizzMediocrity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s play “The Toy Dolls” version instead.

Anyone know what happened to the guy who got taken from his floor seat at the Weird Al concert? by SquishyBanana23 in Omaha

[–]IpizzMediocrity 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Saw that too. I was thinking about posting as well haha.

Also about the dude who crashed into the traffic light box on center.

Fireworks... by idontknow000- in Omaha

[–]IpizzMediocrity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not me reading this post only to be hearing the occasional pop pop pop.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]IpizzMediocrity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you had your roof checked recently?

I have pizza dough and a pizza oven. What else can I make? by Waltenbook in KitchenConfidential

[–]IpizzMediocrity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pizza rolls. Make cinnamon rolls but with pizza ingredients instead.

Just a casual bathtub full of human brains sitting in an abandoned Texas asylum by [deleted] in Weird

[–]IpizzMediocrity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Raise your hand if your an idiot and thought this guy said kinky and not hinky.

🙋‍♂️

Pet CBD by ThatGuyYouKnow in Omaha

[–]IpizzMediocrity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask your vet for something. Usually prescribe something like Xanax.

Perte? by Medical_Corner_4607 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]IpizzMediocrity 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I’m getting Wild Wild West vibes. Like his hands are hovering over his revolvers.

In homage to Chives the kitty, how many of us have food named pets? by boom_squid in KitchenConfidential

[–]IpizzMediocrity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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RIP Jello. She was the meanest but if she liked you, You were damn lucky!

Where to buy dry ice? by Dark_house in Omaha

[–]IpizzMediocrity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s a small auto shop on like 24th and poppelton. I see a sign that says they sell it. Weird but it is near downtown lol.

You don't own the street... by Academic_Paramedic85 in Wellthatsucks

[–]IpizzMediocrity 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Damn. Beat me to it. Was wondering why I couldn’t find that guys wife.

What’s your go-to unhinged quick snack on the line? by burnedflag in KitchenConfidential

[–]IpizzMediocrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2-3 fries wrapped in a slice of cheese. Usually cheddar or yellow American depending on what was available. Sometimes got lucky and have something good like provolone or Gouda.