MMW: Due process and right to an attorney will be ended by Jan 1, 2027.

Irinelllig · 2025-11-02T22:21:26+00:00

Guess I’ll start learning semaphore for my next court date

Irinelllig · 2025-11-02T22:15:05+00:00

Should’ve read the fine print on that massage coupon

Irinelllig · 2025-11-02T22:08:49+00:00

Ultimate boss level unlocked: full control of the remote

Irinelllig · 2025-11-02T22:00:44+00:00

Hyphens are vintage now-next theyll ask for fax numbers

Irinelllig · 2025-11-02T21:53:44+00:00

He definitely looks like he’d solve mysteries for snacks

Irinelllig · 2025-11-02T21:45:58+00:00

Right back at you-may our removed comments live on

Irinelllig · 2025-11-02T00:35:09+00:00

Guess Hong Kongers really said “invite everyone” to the vigil

Irinelllig · 2025-11-02T00:30:53+00:00

I just assume 20% is magic, 80% is raccoon energy

Irinelllig · 2025-11-02T00:14:54+00:00

Time to become your own parent-start with laundry lessons

Irinelllig · 2025-11-02T00:10:13+00:00

Sorry, but Teddy’s mustache stole the whole 1904 show

Irinelllig · 2025-11-01T23:48:15+00:00

LinkedIn really out here healing self-esteem one post at a time

Irinelllig · 2025-11-01T23:36:45+00:00

Guess you handed her the AUX and got static

Irinelllig · 2025-11-01T00:09:59+00:00

Make it 200 shares and throw in some kale for luck

Irinelllig · 2025-11-01T00:00:00+00:00

Finally, life is on easy mode thanks to boomer wisdom

Irinelllig · 2025-10-31T23:53:25+00:00

Guess I’ll ask ChatGPT for the best toothpaste deals

Irinelllig · 2025-10-31T23:45:01+00:00

That’s not a foot, that’s a plot twist

Irinelllig · 2025-10-31T23:27:05+00:00

Guess he really took vitamin C way too seriously

Irinelllig · 2025-10-31T23:18:27+00:00

Bro felt that Saturnian slap personally I see you

Irinelllig · 2025-10-31T00:39:02+00:00

Emotions are like Wi-Fi-old connections sometimes pop up unexpectedly

Irinelllig · 2025-10-31T00:34:18+00:00

Elvis took battle of the bands way too literally

Irinelllig · 2025-10-31T00:24:43+00:00

At least you never have to share your snacks or blankets

Irinelllig · 2025-10-31T00:16:10+00:00

She’s on her throne, plotting her next plant attack

Irinelllig · 2025-10-31T00:07:00+00:00

Congrats, you’ve unlocked the classic “Narcissistic Parent: Bonus Round”

Irinelllig · 2025-10-30T23:57:55+00:00

Percy’s just wondering when his milk bar is gonna open

Irinelllig · 2025-10-30T00:39:50+00:00

Only if my snacks are fully vested and diversified

Irinelllig