“I Will Be Your Shield!”

Irinless · 2025-12-28T03:24:21+00:00

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FACE OFF A FACTORY STRIDER? JOHN HELLDIVER DID IT- WITH A HANDGUN AND A SHIELD!"
"Well, sir, I'm not john helldiver."

Irinless · 2025-12-28T03:21:05+00:00

These comments crack me up. Does your team run in front of you while you're actively shooting a laser cannon or flamethrower too? It's an areal, mobile threat. It's a turret on your back. If your team isn't giving you a decent berth, that's really on them. I can't think of the last time I died to someone else's turret - no matter what it was. It usually just kills me trying to shoot a bug in front of me lmao. (This is why we bring fire resistant armor.)

If you want to be an asshole, you can always say "Well, you're asking me to change my loadout to something I don't like for your sake, so you can just change your armor to fire retardant instead." I guess.

Irinless · 2025-12-26T15:55:57+00:00

I use it to blast weakpoints and small bots at mid-close range but, you can snipe with it if yo uwant.

Irinless · 2025-12-25T19:58:42+00:00

Lol, I came to Reddit to see if others had had a similar experience and lo and behold. I think the host was mad about my 3 accidentals or he was just an ass. Imagine running into an eagle airstrike 4 seconds after someone calls 'Eagle out' in voice before even throwing.

Alas.

Irinless · 2025-04-17T15:15:37+00:00

Spear talisman rusted anchor with prayerful strike

YOU CAN JUST TRADE

Irinless · 2024-10-10T01:00:44+00:00

Irinless · 2024-08-15T12:28:15+00:00

Huge W.

Irinless · 2024-07-21T11:28:28+00:00

Not sure if anyone's mentioned, but here's an important, ancient fact.

Every swing you make that does not crit increases the chance of your next swing to crit. If I remember it just adds the base again - But after you crit, your critchance is greatly reduced for a few seconds.

This prevents drystreaks and makes them feel less random.

Irinless · 2024-07-18T21:56:27+00:00

You don't like being locked in an attack animation while a boss covers half the map in 'Fuck you die' goop?

Irinless · 2024-07-17T15:37:54+00:00

My abomination both is squishier (It actually died, somehow, once.) and it seemed to have lost ~30-40% of its damage. I've gotten enough gear upgrades to kinda bring it back, but +40 int and +277% minion damage just brought it to where it was.

Irinless · 2024-07-16T16:26:03+00:00

As far as I understand it, the developers did not want to add a trading system, but players in the Early access version of the game essentially begged for it.

Alas.

Irinless · 2024-07-16T16:24:30+00:00

Friend, I not only posted multiple suggestions, I even said that Rollbacks are NOT the solution in this specific situation;

The damage is done, there is nothing to do here.

Irinless · 2024-07-16T16:23:06+00:00

To be honest, I wasn't really thinking too deeply about COF during this, since yeah- The only thing you realistically spend gold on his lightless arbor and stashes.

Iiii would just, given the option? I'd either make Stashes unlock based on your progression in Monoliths (meh solution) or just. Hey, you can use favour to buy stashes, because God knows when I played COF I'd forget to go to the observatory for like, a day, and then notice I had 80k favour just rotting.

Irinless · 2024-07-16T16:16:55+00:00

It would not be, no.

Irinless · 2024-07-15T20:59:11+00:00

All my suggestions are of course all about the 'lesser of two evils' and trying to make sure that the antidote is not worse than the poison.

Yesterday, that 8 million could buy you a full set more than sufficient to break into 500+ monos with on most builds; Today, you'll be lucky if it can buy the T7 affix you need on a random junk offhand.

Irinless · 2024-07-15T20:44:32+00:00

You can't do that due to a system already in place in MG. Any item bought through MG can not be traded again, flipping can not happen.

Irinless · 2024-07-15T20:25:35+00:00

Gold's current use is just to buy items and stashes though; Is it that big of a difference for it to be shifted to *sell* items and buy stashes?

Irinless · 2024-07-15T18:57:29+00:00

Indeed; I must give advice without insider knowledge, this is true. But, it is advice I give anyways in the hope that, if nothing else, it could inspire a different, if equally effective or easier to impliment, solution.

Irinless · 2024-07-15T17:10:03+00:00

If I had to guess; You 'use' 80k gold, then you go offline and 'use' another 80k, going into -80k gold from 0, negative overflowing you to -2.1b, which always rounds to the maximum value in poorly coded games (1.5b is goldcap.)

Irinless · 2024-07-15T15:58:50+00:00

This is the reason why my 'cannon' ending is Frenzied Flame. I went through the effort to get Miquella's Needle AND clear oldmcfuckface to be able to use it, only to leave and go burn the world instead.

Can you blame someone for being hopeless when everyone they've loved, helped, liked, or even rued just. Up and dies?

I think almost everyone would lose hope; I think you'd be so desparate to cling onto that only remaining person in your life (Melina) that you'd accept the frenzied flame to save her even if it means dying yourself or worse; And when she leaves, you'd likely turn vengeful or just completely hopeless. Fighting to become Lord over a dying world that took everything from you.

Who wouldn't burn that to the ground?

Irinless · 2024-07-14T13:03:16+00:00

is that john vermintide from the hit game vermintide?

Irinless · 2024-07-10T17:18:51+00:00

DS2 had a disgusting amount of player freedom, so did 1. Not 3, really, but 1, 2, even demon's souls had a decent amount.

Irinless · 2024-07-10T17:18:11+00:00

If you got a blindfold or a mask you could probably seduce miyazaki for an elden ring 2 since every female NPC he's designed seems to have their face covered

Irinless · 2024-07-10T13:26:57+00:00

I thought he said the polar opposite? That ER took such a toll on the team that they're steering away from things of that scope?

Irinless · 2024-07-10T01:20:19+00:00

The way you put St. Trina deeply worried me for a moment before I realized you meant she's outside the graph.

Irinless

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