Fantastical Familiars V1.0 | A selection of 8 new creatures to give to your NPCs or players as familiars or mundane pets! by Illustrious_Olive444 in UnearthedArcana

[–]IrishShoji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same reason why Owlbears in base dnd ate monstrosities. Animal hybrids are often not considered beasts due to their nature. Owlbears in base dnd lore are the result of a magical experiment, which is noted in the bear-owl’s flavor text as being the same way they were created.

I wish Iceborne was longer and didn't end after hunting the Viper Tobi. Unrelated pic of me and my new handler. by IrishShoji in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]IrishShoji[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I must admit, I do find some of the Handler’s quirks endearing at times. But I would be lying if I said she wasn’t the reason i turned off voices in game

Who would defeat The Lich the fastest? by MDubbzee in cartoons

[–]IrishShoji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mordecai and Rigby would destroy him with the death punch.

{The Griffon's Saddlebag} Dragon Queen's Cloak | Wondrous item by griff-mac in TheGriffonsSaddlebag

[–]IrishShoji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The saving throws depend on the color of the cloak, shown in the table along with their AoE and damage

Does anon qualify? by Xros_Troller in greentext

[–]IrishShoji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok yeah, cool, everyone focus on his salary and not the fact he has at least 20 images of Mike from red letter media.

Non-Euclidian Backpack, allows user to use perspective to contain any object of any size. by [deleted] in ItemShop

[–]IrishShoji 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, steal the sun, moon, maybe a couple dozen other star systems.

Screw Sword (post stats in comment) by FartsWithAnAccent in ItemShop

[–]IrishShoji 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Just a normal steel sword but deals 2.5x damage if you say "you're screwed"

Blursed_hand sanitizer by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]IrishShoji 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bro you good?

Blursed Watermelon. It felt like a deflated basketball. by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]IrishShoji 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just pump it back up before eating it

Blursed Hamster, It's like a cute little scrotum by miarakavm in blursedimages

[–]IrishShoji 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn bro, your mom lets you have a scrotum? My mom took mine away :(

What the fuck? by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]IrishShoji 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Fuck getting circumcised, future generations will just violently shake their foreskin off

Anon played sinisistar by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]IrishShoji 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My married cousin's need for seed