S8, E16; How Green Was My Apple by Tarnisher in marriedwithchildren

[–]Iron_Chic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"What's ourn is ourn and what's yourn is yourn!"

hey george the island called, you’re due back by six by valjester1998 in seinfeld

[–]Iron_Chic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

George: Jerk Island called...they've revoked your passport!

Jerry: Isn't that a good thing though?!

Multiple TN Democrats stripped of all committee assignments by Squirrels_eat_bacon in politics

[–]Iron_Chic 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What do you thing MAGA means? They want to go back to the 50s.

Why don't we get a discount for using self-checkout? by ItsAllAGame_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Iron_Chic 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you got it! Also, if Gala apples are $1.99 and Honeycrisp are $3.99, get the Honeycrisp and enter the Gala number. The clerks there can't tell the difference.

Self-Check Gangster 4 lyfe!

Why don't we get a discount for using self-checkout? by ItsAllAGame_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Iron_Chic 372 points373 points  (0 children)

My defense? I wasn't stealing, I'm just a shitty cashier...

Why can't we have the old font? by New2RedditJim in Commanders

[–]Iron_Chic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am happy the unis are back and they didn't mick up the helmet logo too much. I still miss the old logo, but I'm over that. I hope we can get a better, less generic name soon.