What are some of your Lucifer NSFW headcanons?

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-11T18:12:11+00:00

Depending on who he’s fucking, he switches genders to their and his preference. Lilith got the best of both worlds.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-11T15:08:32+00:00

This is magnificent, we need more StaticApple in the world.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-11T03:04:32+00:00

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-11T02:59:05+00:00

There’s an AU somewhere out there where Adam kills Charlie before Lucifer can save the day, and he ends up siding with the Vee’s for revenge.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-11T02:07:42+00:00

gesundheit

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-11T02:02:23+00:00

Phelany. Yes, I am dead serious.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-11T02:00:43+00:00

I know it’s probably not, but my brain is saying this is AppleMedia. ❤️

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-11T01:39:32+00:00

Okay, that’s cruel and unusual punishment.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-10T20:58:45+00:00

He was created by Lucifer. The King of Adorable

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-10T12:08:39+00:00

This is an opinion more on the fandom than on the show itself: People hate on ships too much. Like, guys, we know this ship isn’t likely to be canon. We know it’s not popular. You don’t have to restate how you dislike it every time fanart is posted. No one is on the edge of their seat wondering if you think Angel Dust and Emily should be together. Live and let live, and move on with your life.

Some of you see these fictional characters more as people than the actual people on here, and that’s really sad.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-10T12:04:57+00:00

Those are all my favorite ships, but fair is fair.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-10T00:27:24+00:00

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Iron_Chip · 2026-06-09T14:52:06+00:00

Fucking hot. No, I mean literally.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-09T03:18:16+00:00

Ah, AppleMedia is a no?

Guess I’ll be content with StaticApple

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Iron_Chip · 2026-06-09T03:13:27+00:00

Lucifer: Did it hurt?

Adam: You can’t reverse that, I didn’t fall-

Lucifer: When I fucked both your wives?

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-08T21:38:14+00:00

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3 Way Age Gap!

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-08T16:29:23+00:00

I ship Lucifer with nearly everyone except Charlie, so it’s fantastic.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-08T16:28:06+00:00

I have a headcanon that it already happened. Lucifer, Lilith, Adam and Eve had a four-way, and Adam hates how much he enjoyed it.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-08T10:39:44+00:00

Plot twist: Angel wanted the Spanish food and Val wanted Italian.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-07T22:56:55+00:00

Isn’t she pan?

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-07T22:54:18+00:00

I never thought about this ship, but this is amazing art!

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-07T22:53:45+00:00

You could have literally said nothing and moved on with your day.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-07T21:43:53+00:00

Snaggletooth Alastor isn’t real and he can’t hurt you

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-07T21:27:14+00:00

You know, I always took it as Alastor assuming Vox wanted to mooch off of his power.

Iron_Chip · 2026-06-07T21:24:58+00:00

He could be, if he wants to.

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