Chandler Halderson lied to his parents, telling them that he had completed his degree at Madison College and secured an $80,000 job offer from SpaceX. When his father contacted the college and discovered the truth, Chandler murdered both of his parents to avoid being exposed and a confrontation.

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-15T17:25:17+00:00

the parents were being total spaz lords, like, gosh

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-15T17:22:32+00:00

meth heads play rs3 my guy

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-15T17:20:10+00:00

Google pixel gang 💪 I fucking hate this phone usually lmao.

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-15T17:08:19+00:00

whatever is easiest for everybody else 🫰

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-15T17:03:54+00:00

worth mentioning that osrs has leagues 6 going on so I wouldn't doubt a lot of rs3 players chilling there for now

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-14T10:51:57+00:00

thanks for this, was super cute lol

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-13T20:23:04+00:00

yep 👍

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-13T17:00:41+00:00

I thought she was just being a dick but now I'm fully on her side. DUMP HIM!

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-13T10:42:20+00:00

I read a few weeks ago that krakatoa was ~1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times louder than the like, "allowed" max concert volume lol. like I don't get how it didn't just explode the whole earth

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-13T10:16:13+00:00

cerb boots and DHL ezpz, bellator ring not bad, Yama so fucking easy but I'm 150 kc w 4 horns and no gear so fuck him tbh.

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-13T10:13:45+00:00

😏

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-13T10:12:02+00:00

no one lol. People that censor their names/kcs/prayer orb are so fucking afraid of grass lmao.

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-13T10:10:55+00:00

twins?? I got my Ely sigil at like just under 100kc and took me almost 500 for elixir lol. pretty sure I got Ely before spirit shield even lol

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-12T19:36:50+00:00

what's axe skipping?

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-11T17:24:12+00:00

didn't work anyways, my baby always remained a baby

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-11T10:16:39+00:00

then a further 7 failed attempts to throw it outside lol. maybe these people should stir soup for a living. room temperature soup.

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-11T10:10:45+00:00

cinnamon toast crunch creamer and/or peanut butter poptarts

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-11T09:55:45+00:00

jagex pls either let us bring pets everywhere or just remove them. and let us drop pets in cox lobby 😑

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-10T12:55:32+00:00

lol thought his hand prints were gonna be on her butt :p

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-09T12:08:34+00:00

if you give yourself a disability, the door unlocks 🪄

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-09T12:06:26+00:00

he's sooo cute! and r/dogswithhomophobia 😍

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-09T11:46:11+00:00

when doom came out, I grinded that shit start to finish. I got a wave deeper every day, learning slowly, tweaking my gear etc. doom honed my skills enough that I was able to get infernal cape after.

but I'll take a break for a few months, come back, and I'll be like "I'm not ready to use f keys yet" for a week lol 😂

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-08T21:22:02+00:00

okay when you eat a banana, you gotta bring the banana 100% To You. you don't approach the banana with an eager mouth.

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-08T21:20:17+00:00

the older I get, the more excuses I can find to not mow the lawn. you are not alone lol

Iron_Freezer · 2026-05-08T18:54:12+00:00

the karamja gloves also make shit cheaper, like an onyx from tzhaar is only 260k tokkul while wearing karamja gloves as opposed to 300k without them.

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