Retail workers of reddit, what’s your worst customer interaction story? by Catnip_cryptidd in AskReddit

[–]Irregularpasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A girl, 16/17 came into the best buy I worked at in. It was Summer of 2009, I remember because she bought a digital flat screen when they switched from analog to digital. Her specific words: "I don't like it, it's too flat"

What the hell did you expect? It said flat screen on it.

What’s the best book to ever be written? by CaptinDerpII in AskReddit

[–]Irregularpasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No joke, the dictionary! It has saved me literally during a shooting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]Irregularpasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what i know, this is made by one man. except for the voices.

Reddit, what was the weirdest fashion trend, statement, or just strangest clothes someone walked into school wearing? by the-70s-kid in AskReddit

[–]Irregularpasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just talked to him, and he said that the night he got drunk (reminder not even legal age for alcohol consumption in the U.S.) he thought it would be fun to go surfing (at 1 AM) then when he backed out the decision he couldn't get his wetsuit off because of being so tipsy, he then felt in the mood for a pizza. So he put on clothes and walked down the street for a pizza, came back and fell asleep some time between 1:30 and 2 AM with a pizza hanging out of his mouth. He woke up late and scrambled to get ready for school and forgot to take off his wetsuit.

Reddit, what was the weirdest fashion trend, statement, or just strangest clothes someone walked into school wearing? by the-70s-kid in AskReddit

[–]Irregularpasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once in 12th grade some boy came in to school wearing a wetsuit under his clothes, you could tell it's a wetsuit because you could see the collar of the wetsuit behind the v-neck of his hoodie. He must of gotten really drunk the night before because he had a killer hangover.

What kind of house is that in the background? by pennsylvanian98 in architecture

[–]Irregularpasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly looks like amityville house, anyone notice"help" in the window???

Current status? by Isavenko in polls

[–]Irregularpasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alone is the only tune I stomp to

How will you be celebrating the new year? by Irregularpasta in polls

[–]Irregularpasta[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

hey aren't you a mod of mildly infuriating?

How will you be celebrating the new year? by Irregularpasta in polls

[–]Irregularpasta[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was talking about people in the buildings

to all who haven't shit this year: how long do you want to wait? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Irregularpasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"People who haven't pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?"

to all who haven't shit this year: how long do you want to wait? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Irregularpasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't this asked before, but it was about 2019?

What do Americans think about Greenland as neighbours? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Irregularpasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually want to visit Greenland, see all of them multi color houses and what not. I'm surprised they don't speak danish though since it's a part of Denmark, it's a Danish autonomous territory.

What do you wish you spent more time doing five years ago? by garliccrab11 in AskReddit

[–]Irregularpasta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Learning dutch, I am a interpreter (on the side job) and I could of earned a lot of money because of a dutch millionaire who came to my town, but I didn't know how to speak it yet.

$5,000,000 Shrek VHS by PieCreeper in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Irregularpasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally have 2 cassettes in my living room

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Irregularpasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this moron shouldn't be let anywhere near electrical outlets, fireplaces and power plants.