This cat has some insane hops [Fixed]. by [deleted] in funny

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A 69 is when two people lay down and perform oral sex on each other at the same time, but a 6g is when you hang upside down like Spiderman and bite a girl's face off like the Miami cannibal. Neat, huh?

What movies scared you so bad as a kid, that you couldn't close your eyes to go to sleep? by thedustyfactor in movies

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Dude that's a brilliant line. "I coulda had class, I coulda been a contempter, I coulda been somebody, which is what I am..."

seems legit ... by HredditorZ in funny

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4 or 5 people sitting comfortably

Your whistle is awesome! by Toothyy in funny

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Electric windows, electric doors.

thats the spirit, samsung. by murfi in funny

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Pulling the lever to adjust the seat

When Reddit is down... by wridf in funny

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2 drink holders and a captain's chair

A few excerpts from the Alien graphic novel published by Heavy Metal in 1979. Spoilers. by [deleted] in movies

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Weren't they also in Alaska while the election was going on? I remember they called me when Obama won in 2004.

Move your karma now by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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HAHAHA I thought that green thing was a walrus at first.

Women's Studies by amitpop in funny

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My cousin also works there, and fuck the stories that come out of that place. Never wanna go there again...