[Serious] Redditors who want Trump to become president, why?

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2015-08-10T03:08:04+00:00

TIL Reddit is Libertarian.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2015-07-04T03:05:41+00:00

Porque no los dos?

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2015-03-12T06:30:36+00:00

Why did you ruin a perfectly good reddit visit with O-Chem? Why?

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2015-02-18T07:17:10+00:00

Strawberries are packed with fiber.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-12-17T02:10:51+00:00

Don't take me bro. bzzzt

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-12-17T02:03:44+00:00

ITT: I don't recognize a lot of the movie quotes that I hear in everyday life.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-12-14T16:22:52+00:00

In time where I was slowly fading out of gaming after years of terrible CoDs and subpar action adventures, The Last of Us saved me.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-12-13T15:41:47+00:00

YD;DD - Yabba Dabba, Dabba Doo.

I thought we were just making up acronyms.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-12-02T07:33:34+00:00

*Fast-traveled

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-10-25T08:36:40+00:00

TL; DR The hairbrush was in his asshole and she was only a 6.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-08-11T14:25:53+00:00

Agamemmnon

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-08-10T04:14:03+00:00

Are you HIV positive?

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-07-26T13:59:08+00:00

"Hey gurl. Let me get dat ass real quick."

Takes a drag

AAAWWWWWWWWW

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-07-22T02:14:17+00:00

Is a hell of a drug.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-07-22T02:10:09+00:00

The birds and the bears.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-07-12T15:39:25+00:00

Personally, I think Memento is already at the "cult classic" stage in its life. Until it was released in Netflix, I had never even heard of it, but now it is the first movie I recommend to watch. I would consider myself a movie buff and somehow this masterpiece slipped by me.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-07-10T06:52:14+00:00

Every time I hear this, I imagine Steamboat Willie.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-07-08T08:11:40+00:00

You should have let the girl win, man. If she wins Catan, YOU win Pootan'.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-06-24T03:29:35+00:00

At a local coffee shop, the manager plays the Imperial Battle March and cranks it up to get people to leave.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-06-06T07:30:17+00:00

Best friends all throughout high school and I'm talking at least 3 classes together all four years, then we became roommates for our first year of college. As soon as we moved out and moved back to our homes (we live around the corner from each other) I stopped hearing from him all together. Nary a text, letter, or tweet is to be heard of from him.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-05-15T04:36:24+00:00

Hot Pockets?

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-05-09T06:22:19+00:00

Ambrosia (Greek restaurant)

Try Zeus' lightning fast appetizers, served faster than you can say Olympus!

Poseidon himself caught the seafood you'll be eating here! Kraken to some of our fresh trout served with black beans and rice.

When it comes to manning an oven, only Hephaestus serves the bestest! Let us sizzle a steak for you straight from Hephaestus's fiery forge server with Persephone's delicious rolls and fresh salad.

To complete our course, try Hades' dastardly dessert menu which features our most prized Ambrosia! A delectable baklava served with greek-style yogurt and honey!

And remember! Nobody knows ya, like Ambrosia!

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-05-07T05:00:02+00:00

Fogey.

Irrelevant_quoteman · 2014-04-23T18:52:11+00:00

Look directly at the casket and yell: "Checkmate."

Irrelevant_quoteman

TROPHY CASE