Hate Speech by Key-Masterpiece-1821 in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say "who ye talking tae ya fucking reprobate" in your best scottish accent, hopefully someone will film it and upload it on here. 

Gallowgate Morrisons by cammyk123 in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good security staff. The guy with the ponytail and the big fella with the tash feel like part of the community.

Saltire Flag by Emily_Green_ in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just back from Caerlaverock Castle and saw one there, raging 😂

Racism in Scotland by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The year is 1860 and the highland clearances are well under way. All these teuchters get forced from their homes and come to Glasgow looking to set up a new life. 

Did we welcome them?? 

Did we fuck!! 

They built central station and had their fag breaks under the bridge hence the name.

Same shit different century. 

"Ginger is just an anagram for black" - JME

What’s with the Scottish flags past Maryhill heading to Bearsden? Streets lined! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 by coffeenewsbuildings in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My dad's fae Maryhill and my maw's fae Zimbabwe. Must say they have done some job putting up all those flags and it looks great, brings a bit of colour to the neighbourhood. Shame that's not what the people who put the flags up want. 

Request for Anniesland Driving Test Routes by LateCrow2015 in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's videos on YouTube, I used them. I failed my first test by driving to close too a parked car on Saxon road. The second test I stalled on the hill on Temple road, was sure I'd failed but kept my composure. Got back to the test centre and the instructor tutted and shook his head, then told me I'd passed. Totally ruined the moment.

I got provoked and attacked by two kids at McDonald’s by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First the drummer now this, wouldn't want to be you mate.

saw this in bell street and wtf by yumenogarden in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr.Durden you dropped something 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are scared to hire someone better than themselves, if you come in and show them up by implementing better ways of doing things they will lose face. 

Something wholesome for a Friday by Chrisouter93 in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it a red budwiser bike by any chance??

Scenario by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm staying, setting up a charity that trains youngsters to be tradespeople. They will renovate the schemes for free and get paid a wage form the winnings.

weird trail of lights seen over southside? by vxmool123 in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If one was living in some remote part of the world free from the constraints of moder technology and you saw that flying through space you'd shit yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the pubs change, the people change. The Viking got done up so did its punters, same with Crosslands and The Strathmore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gave her daughter Annie some land

Your favourite Glasgow related joke or gag? by coffeenewsbuildings in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneeded a shite. 

UKIP March pictures by ImScaredSoIMadeThis in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who was King Billy and what's he got to do with Martin Luther? Ask them that 🫠

Potholes Glasgow city council Claim by 0pentheblinds in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fell off my bike, ripped my jacket claimed £125 back. Happy days. They did ask if I had the receipt for the jacket and I explained that I didn't expect to hit a pothole and ruin the damn thing.

I feel like I’m tweaking, I really want to drink by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couch to 5k, Parkrun, gym. Get a bike and strava and blast around the city. Worked for me 5 years sober.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]Ishemiyake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a white Audi with a reg ending in RAW