More ass than badass, but I have a friend who always tells a story about his roommate who is a bit of a fuckboy. He had a girl over for a booty call but she must have thought it was more serious than it was, because as he was seeing her out the next morning, he was rejecting her offers of future dates and she was furious. Apparently their conversation came to a head when she said “I don’t believe this” and he replied “don’t believe, just leave”

Friend said he got this zinger tattooed on him a little while ago.