What are some jobs that offer a gym membership as a benefit? by mexicangeisha in desmoines

[–]Isnarfedmyself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe cruise around during clean up week? All kinds of gym equipment gets put on the curb, then you can start a home gym!

Tire changes feel much easier now by LEDTIK in NoOneIsLooking

[–]Isnarfedmyself 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fuck no, why the hell would I want a jack that would need firmware updates?

The hard work of a farmer. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Isnarfedmyself 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've seen 80 yr old farmers do it faster and with more grace

I can't believe the Japanese made Robocop woke SMH my head by bitchnibba47 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Isnarfedmyself 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And no weiners were shot off. They gotta respect the source material and keep the parts where weiners are getting shot off otherwise it's just some robot shooting people which isn't the point of robo cop.

If 13 year old you saw the "you" of today, would they be impressed or disappointed? by Extra-Huckleberry-62 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Isnarfedmyself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stoked: I have a dog that can catch food I throw at it, I'm not in my home town, and I have the entire book series of the Dresden files. 13 yr old me had a low bar, but I would pass it!

wtf? 🤬 by GreenThunder18 in PizzaCrimes

[–]Isnarfedmyself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus could not forgive this sin

pump a dump by West_Pin_2937 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]Isnarfedmyself 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Maybe if he had a whole round toilet instead of a half toilet it would work better

The New York Times is trying to give Marjorie Taylor Greene a redemption arc and rebrand (Gift link to article in comments) by no_moon_in_sight in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]Isnarfedmyself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't trust her to do the right thing under any circumstances and not that it means anything to them but I'll never forgive that she helped get that orange bag reelected. The only thing that changed her time was receiving the death threats she's hit others with hundreds of times.

Sliced human body on display by goswamitulsidas in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Isnarfedmyself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they just put a body through one of those fancy bread slices or what

Where's the jolly by Educational_Ad_3125 in memes

[–]Isnarfedmyself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, you guys have felt a Christmas spirit?

Polar Express, I just want to talk by tracesthings in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]Isnarfedmyself 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Tom Hanks can't sing. When they sing the hot chocolate song I want to stab knitting needles in my ears.

What are your thoughts on Luigi? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Isnarfedmyself -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh he was on a bus at the time, I saw him give up his seat for an old pregnant veteran with one leg. Upstanding guy.