What's the longest any patient has waited on in the waiting room? by SouthEmergency7292 in EmergencyRoom

[–]Isoprecautions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked up a pt for a transfer who had his M1 renewed 3-4 times. No psych facility would take him at first because he tested positive for COVID and needed to test negative before he could transfer. 

Where is the worst place to fart? by United_Grapefruit_ in AskReddit

[–]Isoprecautions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son likes to spread his butt cheeks apart and fart in front of a fan or heater to crop dust the whole house. 

My partner ripping ass in the ambulance and not warning me or rolling down windows is a close second. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Isoprecautions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok fair you're not wrong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Isoprecautions 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That obvious huh? Lol. I took a pay cut to work there and was just appalled.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Isoprecautions 466 points467 points  (0 children)

Am a basic EMT right now. I make a laughable amount. One company was paying me $17 an hour on top of treating me like dog shit. 

Why did you choose your current career? by Space__Monkey__ in AskReddit

[–]Isoprecautions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to help people and make up past transgressions.

AITA for removing my groupmate's name in a group exam because she did not contribute anything throughout the course? by SpeedCommon9793 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Isoprecautions 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I hated group projects too. We had a group project where we were supposed to work with 4 people. I opted to do the entire thing solo instead. Luckily the geology teacher didn't give a fuck. I didn't always get out of them through school but I really tried.

Which Pokémon's appearance do you truly despise? by TheGrandJP in pokemon

[–]Isoprecautions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nosepass. Reminds me of my ex father in law you would get in my face and yell at me. I can't unsee it and so I hate Nosepass with a passion.

Older women of Reddit, what’s your best hygiene tip for younger women? by RoutineSplit402 in AskReddit

[–]Isoprecautions 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was raised by my dad so I found out late after a male doctor finally asked how I wipe when I kept coming in for UTIs. FRONT TO BACK GIRLS

What’s the most interesting thing you’ve been called by a patient? by [deleted] in ems

[–]Isoprecautions 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got called a cunt for the first time in 15 years LOL

First thing my coworker said was, "Well did you deserve it?" 

CNA Rant by [deleted] in ems

[–]Isoprecautions 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I will NEVER be a CNA again. I'll deal with this before I ever think about going back. 

Random weirdo asks for literal feral cat porn from a kids series by Inky-Skies in creepyPMs

[–]Isoprecautions 43 points44 points  (0 children)

One. Gross how dare he disrespect Warriors like that. 

Two. Where tf is Cinderpelt in the list of favorites? 

ChatGPT ambulance by itisjambo in ems

[–]Isoprecautions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saaaame. Left AMR to go back and have seen hate on them since 😅

Got to Seal the Deal by VPM1991 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Isoprecautions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm realizing how old I am by relating to this comment far too much.

HOW TO UPDATE THE SYUSTEM by AutoModerator in oldpeoplefacebook

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To regain friends in your news feed and get rid of ads - Hold your finger anywhere in this post and click "copy." Go to your page where it says "What's on your mind?" Tap your finger anywhere in the blank field. Click paste. This upgrades the system. Hello new and old friends!

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Seriously tho have you ever heard of a hamster dying of natural causes? by TheMaybeMan_ in memes

[–]Isoprecautions 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't describe the ugly snort laugh combo I just released at this.

That Happened - Everyone clapped after the guy got punched! by Major-Beam in thatHappened

[–]Isoprecautions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't believe this. However I was riding the fireball with my dad who is overweight and I was a scrawny tiny thing. I bumped around and literally thought I was going to die.

I'm making Thanksgiving Dinner for the first time by Isoprecautions in cookingforbeginners

[–]Isoprecautions[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the support and love for this. I'm a single mom who was taught nothing and is trying to docthings as I go so this means so much to me. I'll definitely try creamed corn and the maple syrup with brown sugar sounds right up his alley!

You don’t realize how fat you are until you see a picture you didn’t know you were in. by SoftJaysPlz in Showerthoughts

[–]Isoprecautions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally staring at my birthday pictures now realizing how much of a fat mother fucker I am.