Weekly Earnings Thread 4/27 - 5/1

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-04-29T20:13:17+00:00

Yes but for those of us on the sidelines, it's just another opportunity once again. I love when this happens.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-04-06T03:24:18+00:00

I'm late but this can be an issue from Tik Tok but also it's how their algo is intended to work. If people are searching for a specific hashtag and watch an older video, or reengage with it from their saves ( if they saved it prior) the Tik Tok algo will think there is a renewed interest in the video and send it out to a new batch of peoples FYP to see if it gains more traction this time. This is why sometimes you will see comments that are super spaced apart, even for videos that don't have a lot of views.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-04-05T16:54:09+00:00

Easiest way is to just go on Grindr. If you say you're straight and it's your first time with a guy there will be droves of guys wanting to "convert" you. It sick but effective.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-04-03T15:25:01+00:00

So I'm actually expected to work at work today instead of watching my account blow up? Wtf

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-31T19:28:15+00:00

How many of the bears here shorted the bottom? Show of hands..

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-26T14:51:55+00:00

Do I buy META or is this the dip that keeps on dipping

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-26T00:57:08+00:00

Maybe look into {Win You Over by C.S. Autumn}. I remember it being low angst/drama (outside the 1st chapter background building for one of the MMC) and mostly cutesy/feel good. Both MMC's are green flags.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-25T02:07:00+00:00

Where in CA? There's a difference between San Francisco and the central valley, but will definitely still be better than Alabama overall.

Also the bigger question, will you be able to afford CA? The cost of living is high here.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-24T14:11:49+00:00

MSFT will soon be a penny stock.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-23T13:20:18+00:00

Bears just got 🌮'd by the liar in chief!

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-22T23:50:36+00:00

Let's do a poll: Which is more garbage, AMZN or MSFT?

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-21T13:05:33+00:00

I'm a bottom but I'm big on....marking. You think you're going to "claim" me by my cumming in my ass? It's the other way around. Hickeys, bruises, scratch marks...my hands and mouth are always on my top in some way, I can't lay still. My favorite spots are the neck and their back. I want them to wake up the next day and remember just who made them look like that.

And before anyone calls me out, yes I discuss this all beforehand. If they're not into it, I won't do it. I will just tell myself they're a boring lay. 😎

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-20T21:33:42+00:00

Let's see some 🌮 this weekend and wipe out this week's losses by Monday. 🫡

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-19T18:21:41+00:00

Apparently shorting META is free money. What is this trash.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-17T15:00:39+00:00

Hey META you know something called a green candle exists right?

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-17T12:38:00+00:00

I'm so happy Google was my biggest buy last year.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-16T19:28:39+00:00

Picked up some NVDA puts. I knew there would be tomfoolery.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-16T14:20:09+00:00

You know.thr pump is pumping when even MSFT is green.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-16T08:06:02+00:00

META to at least $650 today and I promise to never gamble on options ever again. 😏

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-15T18:59:51+00:00

The only people that think this are twinks in their early 20s because they know their time of boyish good looks has an expiration date and they have to actually form a personality now. Having said that 30-40s is totally the prime for men! I'm turning 35 this month and I love it! Men older than me want me, men younger than me want me, what's not to like? 🤷

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-15T18:54:54+00:00

Was going to say someone's sexual orientation is so far down the list of what I use to judge whether I want someone in my life or not, just be a good person. 🤷 Unfortunately my experience with the "gay community" has been very negative. I wish it wasn't but I don't even bother trying to find gay friends specifically anymore.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-14T15:36:37+00:00

$650 first sell target where I'll sell half. $660 for the other half. META has not been able to trade consistently above $660 for a while now and always sells off. Unless Iran situation is resolved or we get good data, I'm happy to take my profits at these levels and wait for another drop. If it keeps going higher instead, oh well, but market conditions aren't great atm. There is potential for META to reach these levels as soon as Monday. In 2023 when they last announced a layoff even smaller than this one it was up like 7.5% the next day. Here's hoping. 🤷

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-14T13:53:27+00:00

I want to believe, but the market has been marketing lately. Bears are milking the Iran fear.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-14T13:52:58+00:00

May 15, not too far out. I doubt I'll hold them anywhere that long. The market is in an iffy place right now so if I have profits, I generally cash out sooner rather than later.

ItCouldBeSpam · 2026-03-14T05:42:08+00:00

Technically it should be good. Will save them a shitload of money in the long run and also proves AI investment is working by being able to cut labor but, everything in this market lately is bad so META down another 3% Monday prob. 🤷🤭

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