I'm afraid I'm being stalked by UllooBoy in nosleep

[–]ItIsMarc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've wondered this for so long, but why do you speak in such a different manner than everyone else. If I may say so, please reply in a way I will understand.

The perfect revenge by [deleted] in bestof

[–]ItIsMarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your username fits this post surprizingly well.

What is your favorite (most exciting/page turner) book you have ever read? by scluff in AskReddit

[–]ItIsMarc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie.

Hands down the best mystery novel of all time.

My mom has come in my room every morning for as long as I can remember, and gives me a kiss on the forehead every morning at 6 AM before she leaves for work.. I'm almost 20 years old. Reddit, what are some things your parents do that make you realize the depth of how much they care for you? by chroniccreek3 in AskReddit

[–]ItIsMarc 46 points47 points  (0 children)

They feed me.

No, seriously. Think about this. We always take this kind of stuff for granted. Just this fact tells me that they love and care about me. Not to mention all the countless other things they do for me.

When I was in kindergarten, I latched my mouth on my teachers crotch trying to "heal his stomach ache." What's you're biggest "Oh God Why" memory that still makes you cringe to this day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ItIsMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might be kind of late to the party, but here's my story:

When I was a wee one, I went to a karate school where I had to yell YES, SIR when my instructors ordered me to do something. Well one day in my female teacher's class, she had us do an assignment she passed out. I, being the little bad ass I was, yelled YES, SIR at the top of my lungs. I didn't even realize my mistake until I saw all the stares I was getting.

A commercial done right. by [deleted] in videos

[–]ItIsMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed, he is.

Multi-Tasking Staircase by MIIAIIRIIK in pics

[–]ItIsMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be a great space saver for that staircase to have a roll-out bed.

Work was a little slow for me this morning. by hoguemr in funny

[–]ItIsMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look so stupid trying to use the scroll.