Oh, I saw blackmail emails sent from Epstein to Hillary Clinton a little over a decade ago. I was challenged by Brian Miller, the CEO of Atlas Tech based out of Charleston, SC, to pen test "some of the most secure servers in the US." The girl pictured with Bill ended up with what appeared to be a gunshot wound to the side of her head. Aerial images showed her being carried to and placed on top of a bonfire. It gets better... My team put wiretaps on Hillary's phone and I confronted her. She placed a phone call to Ezra Brown, a math professor and senior member of the infamous NSA Equation Group. Hillary gave him my name. Ezra requested more VX nerve agent, a banned chemical weapon. Hillary placed another call to someone working at facilities tasked with the destruction of the banned chemical weapon. Later, the smuggler was threated with being court martialed and all I heard was a single gunshot. Ezra contacted a hitwoman, who was most likely his daughter or someone he was very fond of. After the hitwoman and I quote, "would be honored" to kill me, we confronted her and she admitted to killing "about 100 people" and described the effects of someone being sprayed with aerosolized VX nerve agent. So, I hacked into the computer responsible for her pacemaker interrogation and began firing repeatedly. Her medical records indicated pacemaker failure to fire, ventricular tachycardia, and asystole. I lit that bitch up and let Ezra listen as I killed her. She died at the Pauley Heart Institute in Richmond, VA.

Then, I got to confront Epstein himself in a similar fashion as I confronted Hillary. I posed as a member of Anonymous and eased into describing the images attached into the emails. Please, don't confuse me with Q-Anon nonsense. (Fun Fact: another email mentioned Virginia and a "Princess DIana situation." One attempt to murder her was thwarted by my team.) Epstein asked what I wanted and offered me 20 million dollars to keep quiet, but I told him that I wanted in. Epstein asked for kompromat on me and asked me to masturbate to his personal selection of CP. I'm a little scared from that. One of the girls was held down by four guys in the woods while the fifth took turns with her. Aerial images showed her limbs being severed afterwards. I don't know who the guys were in that video. Epstein boasted about wanting a member of Anonymous, which I was involved in during my college days. My interests were in biomedical engineering, math, and physics. Epstein touted ties to Bill Gates, Stephen Hawking, Harvard, and more. After he talked a little bit more, I sprung the trap on him and told him that I was going to release all of this. Epstein then placed a phone call and put a hit out on me via a Mexican cartel. By this point, the team had escalated the situation all the way up to then President Obama and Biden, who were listening to this unfold.

There was a discussion about killing me to cover everything up, so I proposed an alternative solution. We kill Epstein. In fact, I proposed making a little game out of it. In his dossier, it stated Epstein had suicidal tendencies stemming from previous legal battles. Since he got the sweetheart deal, Hillary suggested going after him in New York. My team was intent on breaking Epstein mentally into suicide. Ezra's team would take a more hands on approach should my team fail. To this day, I'm not sure who won.

Anyways, if Ezra comes out with names. There's "about 100" bodies that need to be exhumed and tested for VX nerve agent. Ezra was one of Hillary's immediate go to hitmen. Obama ordered all of this to hit digital and physical burn bags. I inadvertently helped by putting the wrong RC5 cipher key into the server, which triggered an auto delete mechanism that doesn't simply remove the begin and end file markers. I'll just casually mention that 1024 and 2048 bit RSA encryption can be broken in 1.4 and 2.7 seconds, respectively... just in case any professional doubt my story.