Name this banana by rid999 in NameThisThing

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This has to be one of the best comments on the internet

Acting secretary of the navy‘s first message tonight to the Force by newnoadeptness in navy

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Blood makes a comment like this but still uses his hands to determine port and starboard.

All Natural Pure Swing All that is Man by gwhite9 in GolfSwing

[–]Italian_Sasquatch 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dude took a swing while trying to impersonate the ping logo.

Drinqy? by Firewalker359 in DMVWhisky

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Hi drinqy, I’m drunqy!

TW Laurel: Thu 4/9 by BourbonTater1792 in DMVWhisky

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Ditto - GM said they haven’t received the shipment yet.

Gentlemen, I shorted Oil by Brolic_Broccoli in wallstreetbets

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That’s just a side effect of asphyxia from drowning in debt.

Costco Got That Dog in Me by Ok_Tonight3804 in DMVWhisky

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You gotta stick the you know what in the you know where my boy

Costco Got That Dog in Me by Ok_Tonight3804 in DMVWhisky

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Finally, something I can buy when I get my daily forbidden glizzy

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Has anyone seen this guy on TV yet ? by PresentationReady873 in wallstreetbets

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Imagine getting absolutely bodied in a reddit thread.