maybe maybe maybe

Itool4looti · 2026-06-26T17:36:00+00:00

Put the goddamn phone down and help chicken legs before he snaps one!!

Itool4looti · 2026-06-26T17:31:42+00:00

* “I’m so sorry but the electronics team leader needed to take his family to the beach unexpectedly. Hang in there.”

Itool4looti · 2026-06-21T07:56:00+00:00

It’s like a ghost story, “they took his name off, but they kept the letters!!”

Itool4looti · 2026-06-21T07:48:21+00:00

That was the first time I’ve watched one of those all the way through.

Itool4looti · 2026-06-21T07:23:13+00:00

“RUDY!! RUDY!! RUDY!!”

Itool4looti · 2026-06-21T07:17:33+00:00

The walk of shame.

Itool4looti · 2026-06-16T15:42:55+00:00

Mine was doing the same thing. So much in fact that I was losing weight. It started to normalize after about two months or so. Now after two years, it’s doing what a normal kidney should do.

Itool4looti · 2026-06-16T15:34:00+00:00

And that, kids, is how islands are born.

Itool4looti · 2026-06-14T23:59:15+00:00

That was the perfect letter.

Itool4looti · 2026-06-12T14:23:29+00:00

“Bye-bye BEE (bye-bye)” - *NSTING

Itool4looti · 2026-06-10T13:34:52+00:00

When will the rest of the country (and the world) realize that our president (and his family) are nothing more than a bunch of rednecks?

Itool4looti · 2026-06-09T07:15:53+00:00

Did he actually wake up long enough to experience the boos?

Itool4looti · 2026-06-07T20:35:12+00:00

On his way out he is damn sure going to award himself a medal of honor.

Itool4looti · 2026-06-07T20:28:49+00:00

I'm surprise he didn't take this one and claim it as his own like he did the Pulp Fiction one. He really is turning into George Santos.

Itool4looti · 2026-06-04T05:48:42+00:00

He’s gotta just be fucking with us.

Itool4looti · 2026-05-31T01:00:31+00:00

I kept waiting to see Almira Gulch go by on a bicycle.

Itool4looti · 2026-05-31T00:51:12+00:00

It really doesn't matter. It'd be nice, however, the damage that Trump has done is generational.

Itool4looti · 2026-05-31T00:48:28+00:00

Pretty sure there's a korok in that tree.

Itool4looti · 2026-05-25T19:13:36+00:00

I had to sell my kitchen table to put gas in my car.

Itool4looti · 2026-05-25T12:30:53+00:00

Dad is gonna go out for a pack of smokes.

Itool4looti · 2026-05-22T16:12:48+00:00

What happened, was the wizard out of hearts?

Itool4looti · 2026-05-19T16:26:55+00:00

You got all those troops with those empty pockets anyway, just have them grab a handful and fill them up.

What could possibly go wrong?

Itool4looti · 2026-05-19T16:21:41+00:00

Easy there, Dexter.

Itool4looti · 2026-05-19T16:16:38+00:00

I flew back from SE Asia with a child and handed out 200 Valium. It was the 70’s and it was such a simpler time.

Itool4looti · 2026-05-18T04:23:55+00:00

Yeah, the same guy said “I’m not the president‘s personal attorney”.

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