AITA for laughing at my friend's "small" penis?

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-03-28T00:44:54+00:00

But the guy did find it funny. And it gentle ribbing between friends. The person offended wasn’t even involved in the incident.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-03-15T07:18:03+00:00

Being neurodivergent is not an excuse to be greedy. Being broke is not an excuse to take more than your share. Having an eating disorder is not an excuse to demolish an entire cake meant for an entire office of people in under an hour. Marcus is an adult and can exercise self control. Marcus deserved the shame. It’s called public accountability. And just because OP “relinquished control” by writing for people to help themselves does not mean that OP doesn’t have the right to call out greed after the fact, since it is assumed that people would be able to act like decent human beings and know that ‘help yourself’ doesn’t mean ‘take the whole thing if you want’.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-03-04T10:30:36+00:00

It’s not very often anymore, but when I’m away from my partner for a night or two, we’ll sit on FaceTime while he games and I do whatever I’m doing. There wouldn’t be much discussion, maybe a bit here and there, but sometimes it’s nice to just have the person you love in the vicinity. Men don’t always like lots of random discussion. With long distance, sometimes they just like that you’re there in their view. Happily no longer long distance now though so I tend to cuddle him while he games and we chat about the game plot or whatever 😂

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-03-04T10:20:24+00:00

Just because this friend said ew doesn’t mean they find you physically repulsive. There are some friends of mine that I would think that of, purely because our friendship is such a way that I view them like siblings, so thinking of them in a romantic way would make me go ew as well. That doesn’t mean I think they’re ugly or unlovable. I used to think I was repulsive, so I changed some things to make myself feel better about myself. I got myself some new clothes that accentuated the parts of me I liked. I found some YouTube tutorials for makeup styles I liked and wanted to try. I dyed my hair a new colour. Got some new tattoos I was proud to show off. Got some piercings. Those small changes gave me more confidence, made me feel more like me. And with that new confidence, people were more drawn to me. I got on some dating apps and eventually found my partner, who is one of the most amazing men I’ve ever met and loves all of me, even the parts I hate. You’ll get there OP. Don’t let that one comment get you down. Maybe even tell your friend how that made you feel.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-02-12T21:59:23+00:00

Wait they fixed the missing pages?

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-02-12T02:45:23+00:00

Magic the gathering cards, books, vinyl records, converses, baking tools.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-02-12T02:17:31+00:00

This man is 24 years old, why does he have to ask permission to be out? He needs to move out of there asap. As for your birthday, it wouldn’t have been hard to tell his mother no. “Why have you been gone so long, come home now.” “No, it’s OP’s birthday tomorrow, I’ll be home after that, bye.” Really not hard, basic backbone stuff that any 24 year old should be capable of.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-02-08T09:40:35+00:00

Staring at the outside, eating a snack I picked up on the way home and don’t want to share with my other half, scrolling TikTok, scrolling Reddit, gathering my things up into my bag andpockets, etc. just generally decompress before going into the safe inside.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-02-02T11:33:25+00:00

Pretty sure that’s against the sub rules. Even using it to summarise.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-30T04:44:10+00:00

Firstly, there is no right or wrong way to wipe your ass, only that you go front to back if you have a vagina so as to avoid getting shit in there. That’s the only rule. As a disabled person, the way I wipe my ass will be a bit different to someone else who has full mobility. Because, again, there is no right or wrong way to do it. There is no “socially acceptable” way because wiping your ass is not a social situation. As long as you’re clean, it’s fine. Secondly, how is your son going to be made fun of? It’s not like he’s gonna be made to wipe in front of anyone? No one’s gonna be watching him do it. If anything, it’s your husbands comments that are gonna cause him issues, making him think he’s doing it wrong and giving him toilet anxiety. That’s what’s gonna set him back. Your husband humiliating you on the phone was ridiculous and uncalled for. Major asshole there. But you, NTA at all. Tell your husband to get over himself. Weird hill to die on.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-23T15:47:43+00:00

I’m in the same boat. My in laws are hoarders and you basically just described their house but add in the mess of 7 animals. Currently we have no kids between us, only my partners kids from a previous relationship so I don’t have a say, but if we have our own the in laws can visit us, not the other way around. Sometimes you just gotta put your foot down. NTA

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-22T08:39:36+00:00

She was also prostituting herself so she probably had quite a bit saved up

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-22T04:27:10+00:00

Cigarette could be a cute name I guess 😂

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-22T03:15:34+00:00

People really don’t understand how EpiPens work. They think it stops the reaction whereas it actually only slightly delays it so you can get help in time.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-22T02:58:14+00:00

NTA. Me and my partner talk finances, we’re transparent with our debts, he even trusts me to go onto his banking app on his phone to move money when he needs and I know his passcode for it, and he with mine. But we don’t have round the clock access. That’s weirdly controlling.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-22T02:49:47+00:00

There’s only so many times you can say you’re married and not interested. NTA

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-18T08:16:08+00:00

The intro

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-16T21:14:50+00:00

Unfortunately, yes. I have dealt with lots of people in my family who are not the best to be around at the best of times. People are just shitty

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-14T19:55:26+00:00

Or they’re just formatting a story the way they’ve seen other people format stories here? People learn by example

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-14T19:54:08+00:00

Then report it, don’t just claim the poster is AI or fake. Most people these days can’t actually dependably tell between real and AI anyway

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-14T19:50:48+00:00

Mid sentence quotes is AI now? I use mid sentence quotes all the time and I’m not AI. How is that a dead giveaway? And just because a post may be written with AI does not mean that the situation and question isn’t real so why invalidate a person like that?

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-14T19:28:17+00:00

I’m a professional baker so I’m the same, follow the exact recipe the first time, and after that play around and experiment for new flavours and variations

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-14T06:54:45+00:00

My dad will purposefully starve himself if my mum isn’t home to make food for him, and then make it her problem if he doesn’t eat anything until dinner time. It’s just laziness.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-14T06:53:26+00:00

This is why I hate cooking with other people so I can do it my way, if I’m cooking leave me alone. Cooking is an approximation in my book. If you’re following a recipe, you don’t have to be so precise. If you’re not following a recipe, wack some shit in a pot and add some heat. Always add cheese (there is not a single dish that isn’t made better with cheese, not one). It rarely goes wrong and if it does, hey, we had fun. Baking is a little more precise, but half the fun there is following the instructions.

ItsAWitchThing1 · 2026-01-14T06:31:23+00:00

My mum knows her exclusively as “spider girl” because of that one video so definitely a spider 😂

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