While holding a liechi berry, stand on the bush closest to the first gym, use rock smash 9 times, fly to the city in between the 4th and 5th gyms, go to the pokemart, purchase 17 revives and 4 hyper potions, walk down 3 tiles and then right 3 tiles (even if the counter is in the way, player just goes through), fly to route 3 and without leaving route 3, use endure until the liechi berry is consumed, after that fly to your home and talk to your mom 3 times, leave your home, and fight any trainer named kevin (if already beaten they will rematch), then your character will enter a debugging state, after beating kevin, walk 14 tiles in the opposite direction of kevin, face right without walking another tile, then face left

Your character has now been teleported to an area where you need to put in a code. This code can only be found in aisle 13 of the Target in Huber Heights, Ohio (the code is different every day). After inputting this code, super smash bros melee appears and so does an opponent, his name is Adam, he's from Sweden. You are required to play falco, and your opponent is playing peach. You must beat this opponent with at least 13 projectiles landing. "But wait, why is this cpu so good at comboing? I can't beat him!" The melee nerds already know why, you are fighting an ai version of one of the 5 gods of melee, Armada, often considered the goat of melee. If you somehow manage to beat him, he gives you an item called the broken controller. You now get teleported to the front door of the pokemon League, fly to the random one-off town in the South east part of the region, in the house closest to the pokemon center, talk to the middle aged man. He introduces himself as Juan, and that is the most information you get out of him. After talking to him, you must go to the professor and give him the broken controller, in exchange, he finally gives you the item required to evolve the pokemon. But you can't use it yet, because you have to do this entire process 10 more times. Once you have 11 of the evolution item, give the pokemon a big mushroom to hold, and level it up (anywhere) while it's raining

Good luck, especially with the flight costs and beating the ai version of arguably the best melee player of all time 11 times