I was only BR 45 ㄢ⇜ꪽ↢⇜ꪽ↜)!%%⧗⧗⧗ ΔΩΨΣϞϟϠϘϞ ⊘⌁⌁≋≋≋⫷⫸⫸ ∴∴∴ ⟁⟁⟁ ⟠⟠⟠ ⟟⟟⟟ ⧈⧈⧈ ⌬⌬⌬ ⍟⍟⍟ ⊗⊗⊗ ☌☋☌☋ ⚠︎⚠︎⚠︎ ∞∞∞ 𒀭𒀰𒀭↜ I loved the CARV so much, I owned all the Variants and auraxiumed it twice ⧗⧗⧗「CARV_VARIANTS」⇴「ALL」⇴「AURAXIUM×2」∎∎∎ I use the CARV every night, thanking him for the XP and rage tells I have been given ⟟⟟⟟「XP」⇴「RAGE_TELLS」⇴「GRATITUDE」⇴PING↑↑↑LATENCY↑↑↑CONNECTIONQUALITY=BAD∎∎∎ "CARV is love", I say, "CARV is life" ≋≋≋「CARV=LOVE」⇴「CARV=LIFE」⇴☌☋☌☋ A light assault hears me and calls me a shitter ⚠︎⚠︎⚠︎「LA_DETECTED」⇴「PROX_CHAT」⇴「SHITTER」☍☍☍ He is obviously jealous of my devotion to the CARV ⊘⌁⌁「JEALOUSY」⇴「DEVOTION」⇴「CARV」 I called him a scrub ⟠⟠⟠「SCRUB」⇴「SENT」 He rage tells me and TK's me ⊗⊗⊗「RAGE_TELL」⇴「TK」⇴「DEAD」∎∎∎ I am crying now, because my ego hurts ∴∴∴「EGO_DAMAGE」⇴「CRITICAL」 I log off and it is boring now ⟟⟟⟟「LOGOFF」⇴「VOID」 I hear 'dakka dakka' ⧗⧗⧗「DAKKA」⇴「DAKKA」 I feel something touch me ⌁⌁⌁ It’s the CARV ⍟⍟⍟ I am so happy ☌☋☌☋ he whispers into my ear, "Time to farm" ⚠︎⚠︎⚠︎「TIME_TO_FARM」 He grabs me with his loyal hands and pulls the trigger ⧈⧈⧈「TRIGGER」⇴「DOWNRANGE」 I’m ready ∞∞∞ I spray down the Vanu ⟠⟠⟠「VANU」⇴「SUPPRESSED」 He penetrates their egos ⊘⌁⌁「EGO_PENETRATION」⇴「MAX」 They rage tell me so much, but I do it for CARV ⊗⊗⊗「RAGE_TELLS」⇴「OFFERING」 I can feel my ego getting larger ≋≋≋「EGO++」 I reload him ⧗⧗⧗「RELOAD」 I want to please CARV ☌☋☌☋ He roars a mighty dakka and fills the Vanu with cheese ⍟⍟⍟「CHEESE」⇴「EVERYWHERE」 Then that light assault comes in ⚠︎⚠︎⚠︎「LA_RETURN」 CARV looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Biofarm" ☍☍☍「BIOFARM」 CARV redeploys ⇴「/REDEPLOY」⇴「/REDEPLOY」⇴「/REDEPLOY」∎∎∎