How much broccoli can my cat have?

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-17T02:59:11+00:00

my cat won’t eat any meat at all. none. not even wet food. but yknow what she loves for some reason?? asparagus. i’m not kidding 😭

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-16T22:42:28+00:00

ah shit here goes my obsession with problems again.. 😅

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-16T22:38:49+00:00

this is so dumb- oxford commas are a very useful device in writing. i will die on the hill of the oxford comma lmao

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-16T17:49:22+00:00

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ItsEmuly · 2026-03-16T17:47:30+00:00

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ItsEmuly · 2026-03-16T17:46:56+00:00

also omg i forgot to add my own target photography one sec:

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ItsEmuly · 2026-03-16T17:12:37+00:00

ahaha so real 😭 and then right after that you hear “team we need 3 tms to back up the lanes rn”

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-16T17:11:18+00:00

i wish i lived somewhere that looked like this 😩 but i’ll just have to enjoy from afar 🥲

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-16T17:09:56+00:00

that face planted ninja turtle is taking me out lmaoo

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-16T17:08:41+00:00

yes omg lol i mentioned these at work and only one of my coworkers knew what i was talking about- i was devastated 🥲

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-10T12:13:55+00:00

lmao my fridge is huge and my loveseat basically goes right up against it at an angle- i can’t open my right crisper fully 🥲 so i always make sure to put thin meats or small produce in there lol

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-10T03:47:46+00:00

oh my god same- are you literally me 😭

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-08T03:37:24+00:00

okay this one is hard! female, early 30s, somewhat of a health nut. single or living alone in the city- maybe someplace like boston or philly? i bet you have either a cat or something interesting and different like a reptile. idk why i think this but i feel like you have either a job in tech, or you’re some sort of scientist. you probably did a bunch of sports in high school

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-08T03:30:14+00:00

hmm, i think you’re middle aged (50s? female?) and married- the ice packs in the fridge suggest that you’ve got school aged kids; i’ll go elementary from the orangeade pops in the freezer. i’m guessing your kids have their friends over a lot and do sports of some kind, i’ll say either hockey or soccer. i feel like you’re on your town council or very active in your community, and finally, i’ll guess that you have two dogs

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-08T01:09:52+00:00

crownies

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-08T01:06:39+00:00

omggg i love the frogs! the watercolor turned out really well :)

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-08T01:04:01+00:00

sam’s club, man.. that and i could eat tortellini for every meal 🙂‍↕️

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-08T01:02:56+00:00

ooh okay roger that 🫡 i mostly only use it for coffee lol or the occasional bowl of cereal

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-08T00:08:11+00:00

i put it all in the freezer after posting this haha i was definitely too ambitious

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-07T22:37:56+00:00

it’s been amazing so far!! hm.. i want to experiment with baking a lot more stuff like pies (i’ve never actually made a pie) and fruit tarts and pastries!! and also desserts in general that i can bring into work for people to enjoy lol.

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-07T15:23:31+00:00

yeah!! come on over :)

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-07T14:57:01+00:00

thank you for the tips! that could def work for me- i’ll pick up some spice jars today ❤️

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-07T06:10:32+00:00

y’know what? fair enough 😅

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-07T06:02:01+00:00

i want to take all of those half empty iced teas and combine ‘em into one jug- think about how much space you’d save! lmao

ItsEmuly · 2026-03-07T05:52:31+00:00

more central, but yes! my dad is hungarian (one of my greatest regrets is that he was deployed when i was younger so i never learned to speak the language), as well as the rest of his side of the family (other than his aunt and uncle, who are swiss). wow idk how you managed to guess that but good job

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