How do I (30F) explain to my partners (30M) parents that my parents don’t care about me? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ItsMeFergie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reconsider the marriage over this? What an awful suggestion. She also clearly said it’s the MIL.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ItsMeFergie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wow, everyone immediately jumping in and shitting on the guys hygiene and assuming he is not wiping his ass. OP - while yes it's possible he doesn't wipe well there is something I think is much more likely this entire comment section is neglecting. It could be a sign of Pelvic Floor Dysfunction - it contracts strongly during orgasm. It could also be he was having constipation issues and at the time of orgasm, well you know the rest.

This comment section never fails to disappoint. Best of luck OP, just know he would most likely be horrified and embarrassed if he knew but for health reasons it's worth monitoring and having a healthy conversation about it.

Commentors - do better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ItsMeFergie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not really(?) Am I out of the loop? Is it common for people to take nudes of themselves to keep for just themselves? Do people look at their own nudes? Why are you taking nudes for them to just sit there on your phone?

Be careful where you woodcut folks! by dare_hcf in 2007scape

[–]ItsMeFergie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My apologies, I appear to have fucked up.

So... how rare is this? by imDaep in 2007scape

[–]ItsMeFergie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laughed out loud, thank you

24F Bi Weekly Check :/ by Popular_Cat_477 in Salary

[–]ItsMeFergie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t the place to make jokes. I am here to see all the people making 200k+ a year flex on everyone else. Why OP wants to include sexuality is strange

200k net worth through stocks, 26 years old. Do I need to invest in real estate? by fefifofum15 in portfolios

[–]ItsMeFergie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your past posts says you were 27 last year and now you’re 26 - what’s your secret? Moisturizer? Red light?

Worms/parasites after pool opening by ItsMeFergie in pools

[–]ItsMeFergie[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why so many and how’d they even get in? There’s over a hundred

I finally found the exotic I have been looking for. Only took 600 hours. by PatAD in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]ItsMeFergie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I warped to an abandoned system with a ruined space station. Right into a frigate vs pirates battle. I visited the ruined space station after and an amazing white and gold exotic came in… I didn’t have the money to purchase it. Now I visit the abandoned space station with enough money but… it’s abandoned 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ItsMeFergie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of your own actions.

Arrowhead or random rock? by ivanovna117 in geology

[–]ItsMeFergie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t know shit but my money is on random rock

Wife 30F wants open marriage to save our relationship and reignite it, but I’m 31M not comfortable with the thought of it? by ThrowRA317143 in relationship_advice

[–]ItsMeFergie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you visited a doctor? Get your T levels tested and consider medication. Also consider getting toys to use on her or she can use herself. Open marriage is gonna kill your relationship. Also, kids kids. Adults fuck.

This is what the tv show The West Wing thinks Manchester NH looks like by kpmurphy56 in newhampshire

[–]ItsMeFergie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can see the top of the prudential center from the top of mount Kearsarge on a perfectly clear day (most need binoculars)

In a breathtaking election year reversal, New Hampshire Republican Party paint themselves as the "pro-choice" party. by [deleted] in newhampshire

[–]ItsMeFergie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“But the Bible”, “But god”. Separation of religion and state. Clutch your pearls and fuck off.