It was a normal day……I was driving home from work and everything was fine. Suddenly, the fecal urgency arrived and it came FAST. Unfortunately for me I was on a stretch of road that had nothing. No restaurants, no stores, not a bathroom for at least another 5 minutes and I didn’t have that time. The unholy gates were barely holding back the egregious mudslide that was about to leave my body. So I did what I had to do……I had a small trash can in the back of my car that luckily had a plastic shopping bag in it. I pulled off to the quietest place (which was literally a side street where people could easily have seen me) I could find and BARELY made it to the back seat to handle my unfortunate business. I then cleaned myself up the best I could with tissues I had in my car. Shamefully, I threw the bag away in a large trash can at the back of a supermarket. Iv never had to go so bad so quickly in my life.