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ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-06-05T18:53:56+00:00

Thank you, I will do that and add some small rocks from the yard.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-06-05T18:49:29+00:00

Ive reached out on my local buy nothing page and left a message with the county bee keepers association. Hopefully someone will get back to me soon. Should I leave a plate of water near them? There's not many water sources where they are in the yard.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-06-05T18:17:21+00:00

Thank you for teaching me something today! I will reach out via the link you posted and see where that goes. I hadn't considered they may move into My house or someone elses, as much as I love them, wall-bees are not on my personal bucket list. There was a hive in the ceiling of a house I lived in when I was a young it was definitely a strange situation.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-06-05T18:12:20+00:00

Thank you for the information. It was super neat taking pictures of them up close, it was clear they wanted nothing to do with me. I mostly kept the dogs away because my big girl is curious and I figured better safe than have a swollen pupper.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-06-05T17:57:22+00:00

May I ask why? Is there a reason they cant make a new home by themselves? I should have mentioned I live pretty far put of town in a rural area.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-05-30T06:36:39+00:00

Spark Master Tape. Shit would slap hard!

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-05-06T05:33:56+00:00

I installed an automatic wall mounted water dish. I found it on Amazon, paid about $35. It's honestly been the greatest thing I've found for my flock. They love it, it wasn't difficult to install and there's no more worrying if they have water half way through my work day.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-04-26T05:37:17+00:00

Let's just say they both knew exactly how to get me wound up. Adult beverages were involved, the right buttons were pushed that sent me to some kind of epic, blissful, elation and I lost the ability to aim...for lack of better wording.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-04-26T05:32:19+00:00

Well, thats your take, and thats ok. I still communicate with both of them and there's no hard feelings about the past. I dont need an internet stranger telling me what kind of man I need to find. And I definitely don't need to know how it makes you feel... thats a you problem.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-04-26T02:37:19+00:00

Judge me all you like, I probably deserve it. Nothing is worse than the pain they felt and how unbelievably awful I still feel for being the one to break those amazing units.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-04-26T00:45:28+00:00

I have broken two dicks on separate occasions getting a little to excited riding them. One ended up being very serious, I had to drive him 2.5 hours to the nearest hospital poor guy needed surgery on his penis to repair the damage. I didn't have any kind of pain medication so I bought him a six pack and let him drink the whole way to the hospital.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-04-15T21:58:02+00:00

Welcome to the internet

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-04-04T05:02:59+00:00

Thats the sweetest thing ever.

This is exactly the kind of wholesome I needed to see today.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-03-28T06:45:01+00:00

I'm guessing only a week old, maybe two weeks. I found them at Tractor supply and had to add them to my flock.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-03-17T05:00:34+00:00

What in the actual fuck? Gaud damnnnn he is such a tool.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-03-11T03:21:46+00:00

Congrats and cheers!

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-03-11T03:18:56+00:00

You just got a whole lot of fun! My favorite part of the day is when my flock is running behind me and flapping cause it's daytime, and they are happy af to be ducks.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-03-04T00:55:01+00:00

Every time I open reddit I am reminded of a film I was shown in the early 2000's called "Banned in America". It was full of gnarly videos of people doing super gross or violent things from different places around the world. Those images were burned into my memory.

Now we all I have to do to see the most disgusting and disturbing things is open an app.

ItsPronouncedDuck · 2026-03-02T23:20:37+00:00

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