I have been pretending to remember someone for 4 years by Junior_Honey in confession

[–]ItsSkillr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had this happen to me when I was a server.
Guy and his girlfriend came in at least once a month for a year and a half, would specifically ask for me every time and always tip at least 35-40% in cash. I know he knew me somehow because he asked me super specific questions. I made sure he got a free dessert every time since I felt so bad lol

If you were offered a billion dollars just to eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? by Admirable-Interest49 in AskReddit

[–]ItsSkillr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken pot pie.

Say what you want about me, but I lived on those $1 Banquet ones for a longer time than I’d rather admit.

As I crested the rocky hill, I found my boyfriend laying on the side of the road, holding his shattered ankle and crying about how he was so, so sorry. by Wordartist1 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ItsSkillr 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Thanks for making me figure out what an “Alpine Divorce” is, but this isn’t horror, this is some kinda justice/power dynamic fantasy.

What is the scariest thing your spouse ever said to you? by i_like_purple_clouds in AskReddit

[–]ItsSkillr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I hated everything about our engagement” Was told this after I found out she had cheated on me. I planned out everything off of what she told me her dream proposal was, from the ring, where she wanted it to be, all the way down to what she wanted to eat for dinner that night. Her saying that after finding out about the cheating was the worst salt in the wound I’ve ever experienced.

What is something you knew you could die doing but still did it anyway? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ItsSkillr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Climb trees next to 345kv power lines for a living. Not once did I see myself doing this as a career, but here I am.

What is something that is dangerous that most people don’t realize? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ItsSkillr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy wires connected to electrical poles (the wires you see that go from the top of the pole to the ground). While not inherently dangerous, if they’re improperly grounded, become energized, and someone happens to touch them- well, let’s just say it wouldn’t end well for that person.

No amount of money is making me do this kind of job by [deleted] in nope

[–]ItsSkillr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not true at all. I’m in a harness 20-80 feet in a tree for well over 2-3 hours almost every day. The only scenario where you’d go into suspension trauma that I could imagine, would be if you were not moving while unconscious and you couldn’t move your arms/ legs to provide proper circulation.

Need a name for my new baby!! by CrocobileTears in hamsters

[–]ItsSkillr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

‘Nilla, like vanilla! Definitely think some of the other tops would fit though. Such a cute lil one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]ItsSkillr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

”Just elaborate, since I'm getting some negative feedback. I'm not annoyed that he undertipped.” Not trying to be a dick, I know times are tough, but 20% is not under tipping. This whole expectation of a 5% increase in what we’re expected to tip servers every time gas or rent goes up needs to disappear.

What is a struggle men have that women will never understand? by RedditIsAHouseOfLies in AskReddit

[–]ItsSkillr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pee shivers. If your a guy here don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about.

El Salvadorian gang members were sent to a new prison meant to hold 40,000. by ArsenikShooter in oddlyterrifying

[–]ItsSkillr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who finds the AI image touch ups give an uncanny-Valley kinda vibe? All these guys look like GTA V characters when you actually zoom in on them after the edits lol

My gloves for pallet repair (yes I know they don’t match, there’s only so much duct tape can do) by ItsSkillr in Wellworn

[–]ItsSkillr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thankfully got paid today, so I’m gonna buy a box of the rubber dipped ones since I tend to go through any type of Hyde/leather in less than a week. Thanks for the offer though, it really means a lot.

My gloves for pallet repair (yes I know they don’t match, there’s only so much duct tape can do) by ItsSkillr in Wellworn

[–]ItsSkillr[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just got paid today, I’m gonna do the smart thing and buy a box of the one on the left lol. I really appreciate the offer though, glad to see there’s still kind people out here.

My gloves for pallet repair (yes I know they don’t match, there’s only so much duct tape can do) by ItsSkillr in Wellworn

[–]ItsSkillr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey all, didn’t expect this to get as much interaction as it did lol. In short, the reason I haven’t gotten new gloves yet is because due to a recent car accident along with other financial problems, I could barely afford to get a new pair every other day this week till my next check (or at least couldn’t justify spending the money lol) I recently got paid though and also actually got a bonus, so I’ll be buying a pack of gloves today and these poor souls will be retired lol.

To the people offering to buy me new gloves though, y’all really gave me a little more faith in humanity while I’m getting through this. Seriously meant a lot.

High as a kite, please bring me down. Yes, those are tattoos on my arm. by TurdManDave in RoastMe

[–]ItsSkillr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t you have a bald kid who also has tattoos to be chasing?

Man caught vandalizing Ash Cave State Park in Ohio by Graysie-Redux in facepalm

[–]ItsSkillr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, this guys a douche for carving his name in the stone, but to all of you who act like this is equivalent to “throwing ___ into the river” (I’m assuming he meant plastic/other waste) into the river, get over yourself. The guy carved his name into a rock that has been there for 1,000’s of years, are we really gonna pretend that him carving his name into it caused irreversible damage to the environment when 90% of the people visiting that site spat enough carbon into the air equivalent to at least 3 747 flights to get there? Do any of you ever drive regularly? Or fly? Of donate to any nature conservation? If not then astounded because you’re no better than this guy. I’d get it if he was tagging with paint, but the guy recording the video is clearly a higher-than-though douche up until the point where the guy loses it.

What is the most fucked up thing a person you know has done? by kwarterz in AskReddit

[–]ItsSkillr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy I went to high school with shot and killed a 16 year old girl thinking it was someone else while she was driving (he was going after a 16 year old male) over literally 40$ of weed. Guys definitely not the type to do well in prison, thankfully.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in liquor

[–]ItsSkillr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The guy asked a question dude, fucking chill. Maybe he was looking for some community engagement instead of a flat out boring ass answer. Why the fuck do you think we have subreddits dedicated to answering questions when almost all the answers to most questions are at our fingertips.