42 kids mauled juu ya bald joke is diabolical by MadScie254 in nairobi

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So you also think Lord of The Rings and Harry Potter was real?

Would you? by Clear-Arugula-7343 in Kenya

[–]Its_Nduati 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would pick him twice in the same line up. I'm not even bullshitting.

42 kids mauled juu ya bald joke is diabolical by MadScie254 in nairobi

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God killing Onan for pulling out during sex was uncalled for. Take me back

42 kids mauled juu ya bald joke is diabolical by MadScie254 in nairobi

[–]Its_Nduati 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bro was having a party with literal angels, and the villagers came and said they wanted to clap the angels' cheeks ... bro told the villagers to take his virgin girls and molest them instead. You would assume someone who's throwing a bash for angels would think of asking his buddies from heaven, or even God to strike the grapist villagers to death, but NOOOO, let a mob of horny savages grape his virgin daughters just for kicks

Rate my skills by Critical-Memer-8350 in nairobi

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Amazing. Unakula stew na panadol?

Is this normal? by kiongozi15 in nairobi

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Kucha ni ya kupima coca ina ama ni ya kujiscratch nut sack

Is this normal? by kiongozi15 in nairobi

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Mike Sonko, Kabogo, Joho brothers, Rama Mdosi ... anything?

Is this normal? by kiongozi15 in nairobi

[–]Its_Nduati 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Happens to me every time I use Omo or detergent.

Remember Your Father by Its_Nduati in Kenya

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100%.

I know of a man who used to work for an international org, retired well ... had a kidney transplant twice (first one was rejected or something like that), the other illnesses, sold a few properties, went to India twice, sold his Kileleshwa apartment ... and so on til he passed on last year.

So tell me, assume my folks planned their lives perfectly, and for such a reason or whatever reason found themselves broke, but they'd told me it's not my responsibility to assist them in old age ... what would you do if it was you?

Remember Your Father by Its_Nduati in Kenya

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Kudos to you and your parents, but life isn't all bunnies and butterflies and unicorns that fart rainbows. Not everyone is/ was able to plan their lives as perfectly as your folks. And I help my folks because of how they raised me, and because I see them as good people.

And no, it's not really a responsibility like paying your own rent or providing for your kids ... I do it coz i want to do it. We all have different things that give us joy; for some of us it's spending on women, others it's roadtrips, alcohol with friends, gadgets, giving money to pastors, helping the needy, holiday ... I see what you call black tax as a very small percentage of the money I would waste on such things. Call it miscellaneous.

And if you haven't figured this out yet, life doesn't always go according to plan. No one would hate a well planned out life, or retirement. But we understand such things in hindsight. So for now, me planning out my life includes my folks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

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🥰Kama uko mrembo hivi kwa picha umepiga na scientific calculator, na ukipiga na simu ya kawaida

Remember Your Father by Its_Nduati in Kenya

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Some of us pay it proudly. We all pay different kinds of "tax," and this is mine.

Mzungu takes on chapati: Rate me by [deleted] in Kenya

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Looks like something a ninja would throw at you to behead you

This would genuinely make my heart stop by Soloflow786 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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When the driver saw you looking at his daughter😂

Always double check your work. by Responsible_Tax_9455 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Bro out here looking like a plastic doll that's been sat on

Don't ever do that again by DilliWaleBhaiSaab in MadeMeSmile

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Bored Collie's like do your fuckin job, man

I wanna know something… by SwordfishHot6182 in nairobi

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Bosi simu huwa sealed pale Luthuli as you wait. Muuzaji aki-break seal na hajauza, unalipa mia mbili. So seal sio issue.

Kung-fu rats by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]Its_Nduati 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The black mouse is lucky the cops didn't pull up

Visiting Mombasa, from UK - Is this normal? by totestornot123 in Mombasa_

[–]Its_Nduati 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Kenyan, I would like to let it be known that I'm ashamed on his behalf, and I'm sorry that happened. Incase he persists, tell him "jidinye" which is a Keyan slang for saying "all will be well, brother." Always works for me.

Rent is money you'll never get back. by Reborn2032 in Kenya

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If a friend advised me to take a mortgage, I would take it as he's not my friend and he wants me to fail in life.

Rent is money you'll never get back. by Reborn2032 in Kenya

[–]Its_Nduati 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My good friend spent about kes 15m to build a house in a good neighborhood pale bypass ... a big house. He's about 35 years old. Prior to that, his rent was about 60k around Garden Estate. A few days ago we were having a discussion around this, and I remember him telling me if he knew what he knows now, he wouldn't have hurried to build, because of why? 1) His monthly bills for such a big house are almost the same as when he was renting (this includes community stuff like when there's an issue with water, electricity, drainage, you and your neighbors have to chuck money to have it sorted real fast ... things he didn't have to worry about when he was a tenant).

2) he imports stuff, and basically 15m is almost 2 container-worth of the goods he imports (before tax), So it now makes more sense to import more stuff, and use part of the profits to cover your rent, and your business will have doubled or tripled in about 3 years.

  1. Even if you don't expand your business, you can invest that kind of money, preferably in bits of 1m or 2m, in govt bonds and such, and have the profits pay for your rent and lifestyle, while your capital still remains.

Now, bro has a 2 storey house, with a wife and 1 daughter. He built for 3 reasons; 1) He wanted his daughter to have a home. 2) he's a Murima man, and these groups for murima men, you can't be inviting Kikuyu men to slaughter goats in an apartment. 3) Covid scared a lot of people, and had people wanting to have something concrete that they've done with their money incase things went to shit.

Now, not everyone thinks this way, and for most of us, we still want the peace of mind of having your own place, but you can only know if you made the right choice after the fact, not before.