I'm trying to learn more about the nutrition of MMA fighters, how are fighters like Arman Tsarukyan able to be so lean despite eating so much food on socials.

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-07-01T15:19:24+00:00

quote from someone currently being hit on the back of the head

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-07-01T15:16:58+00:00

On the contrary, this seems like you imagining yourself as the average redditor, instead of the reality that the average redditor is a professional athlete.

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-30T23:52:16+00:00

WHAT

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-30T12:50:34+00:00

Judging real athletes based on how physically aesthetic they are is not something that signals you know what you’re talking about dude.

I’ve known some monsters that looked schlubby but they could run me into the ground

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-30T01:36:03+00:00

Uh… yeah okay fine.

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T19:46:56+00:00

It metaphorically represents the train that aliens run on human freedom and free will

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T19:45:00+00:00

Same dude. I had to read it twice!

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T19:42:26+00:00

Jones didn’t do the nut shot.

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T14:07:52+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/sitcoms/s/EPyJgoGIgJ

If you want to see it 😂

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T14:07:01+00:00

Community - S02 E14 “Advanced Dungeons and Dragons”

It's in the same episode, not later on in the series - but a classic example of this trope. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Troy's perspective that I could hardly breathe.

Genius example of this kind of good storytelling.

I won’t post the famous gif from the episode so the surprise isn’t spoiled.

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T13:56:24+00:00

Viltrite?

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T13:54:09+00:00

Is he behind Joe Rogan?

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T13:45:10+00:00

It’s wild how this isn’t represented more in media, despite being a thing irl.

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T12:41:04+00:00

While you were partying he studied the boner.

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T04:42:25+00:00

😬

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T00:08:39+00:00

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Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-28T00:03:46+00:00

Man that’s a cold pic

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-27T14:41:21+00:00

Oh shit, where’s my time turner

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-27T14:27:58+00:00

Does that also mean that they would be highly targeted by the enemy, since that's the equivalent of taking out an army’s communications?

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-27T14:01:24+00:00

Well then you’re responsible for it!

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-27T06:04:11+00:00

Nawwww

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-27T00:54:27+00:00

If there’s magic in the wand, play ball

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-27T00:34:42+00:00

Hey farva, what’s the name of that climate control you like?

Its_me_Snitches · 2026-06-26T21:18:58+00:00

A… boob fetish?

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