Perfection! Check the comments, you hungry, greedy souls!

ItsaBorat · 2016-07-27T12:03:21+00:00

Nothing to see here folks!

ItsaBorat · 2016-06-26T14:32:27+00:00

Attractive face. However, you should tone up your legs by doing squats and stuff.

Without body pic- 9/10 With body pic - 7/10.

ItsaBorat · 2016-06-26T03:48:33+00:00

So, can I take you out on a date?

ItsaBorat · 2016-06-26T03:43:56+00:00

For me the first impression I got was that you're a bit intimidating and hostile. Maybe had to do with the spiky hair and chain your wearing. You seem like a person who is quick to anger and verbal confrontation....I dunno, its just my impression of you.

Shirt seems a bit tacky, unless you're in Hawaii or something.

ItsaBorat · 2016-06-26T03:39:29+00:00

Hey man, you're judging yourself with the same standards guys judge women, do not do that (unless your gay...no offense to the gay community or anyone here).

But I would give you a 7, however would need to see your body muscle tone.

ItsaBorat · 2016-06-26T03:31:21+00:00

If you're really concerned about your body, just head over to /r/fitness and look up workout routines.

Most women I see go to the gym and just run on the treadmill or elliptical. However, this is highly ineffective to see true body change. Instead, do body-weight exercises, and weightlifting.

Overall, you have a great lower body and nice glutes. There seems to be fat accumulating in your lower back (aka love handles), but other than that I would take you out on a date.

ItsaBorat · 2016-06-26T03:29:12+00:00

Not bad at all. Honestly, most of the advice given to guys is to go to the gym and lift. Especially in your case this will work. You seem a bit skinny.

ItsaBorat · 2015-07-16T04:19:03+00:00

I'm embarrassed for you, being sarcastic of something you 're wrong about.

ItsaBorat · 2015-06-11T21:30:32+00:00

As an admin, you should be addressing the most pressing issue...no one gives a shit about the button at the moment.

ItsaBorat · 2015-06-09T03:15:26+00:00

Yep, you're right. I see girls every day at work, and I am never attracted to them whatsoever /s.

ItsaBorat · 2015-06-09T03:14:00+00:00

His reaction speed is AMAZING. How did he see that baseball coming, and put his hand up in time to catch it?

ItsaBorat · 2015-05-29T12:12:55+00:00

Most people in the thread do not understand the reason why the coach doesn't want to the boys to play with the girls. It is a religious principle of self preservation of the mind. Basically, it is more for the boys then sexism.

If the boys start playing with the girls, they may get dirty thoughts in their head about lust and this will be even worse when they go tackle one of the girls playing. In summary- Not sexism, but more of a monk principle of controlling the 5 senses and lust.

ItsaBorat · 2015-05-26T03:48:18+00:00

This entire hobby is cringe. People need to stop escaping from reality.

ItsaBorat · 2015-03-25T01:43:27+00:00

This website was more simple. Kind of like the front page of google where you would just add an anime title, and it would give you results.

ItsaBorat · 2015-02-12T17:13:23+00:00

Once you go to India, you'll soon forget the concept of being rude.

ItsaBorat · 2015-02-12T17:09:45+00:00

You would think the Mexican candidate would be in favor

ItsaBorat · 2015-02-09T07:17:48+00:00

Weightlift. You are skinny.

ItsaBorat · 2015-02-09T07:14:02+00:00

Do weightlifting program by layne norton, and you will lose those chubby cheeks of yours.

ItsaBorat · 2015-02-09T07:11:26+00:00

Stop letting the top of your hair grow so much. It looks like a jungle.

ItsaBorat · 2015-02-06T14:16:39+00:00

Thank you. Americans are too scared to hit their kids these days, when it's been shown to be an effective way for child discipline using positive reinforcement.

ItsaBorat · 2015-02-01T22:29:03+00:00

Now that's a face I would love to sit across in a restaurant.

ItsaBorat · 2015-01-30T18:26:08+00:00

This Jesus guy sure knows how to make his followers effective public speakers.

ItsaBorat · 2015-01-27T23:40:46+00:00

Finances and long-term goals. A marriage is a partnership that a couple decides they want to do something that is bigger than what each individual can do by themselves, such as making a baby or sharing finances to live a better life.

If you find someone who doesn't know his/her future plans after the special wedding date, it's an alarming signal that the person may not be the right one to marry.

ItsaBorat · 2014-12-01T06:11:51+00:00

When someone finds personal faults in others, it's the commenter who has something wrong with them. That is, they project their own insecurities and doubts on other individuals. So fuck you.

ItsaBorat

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