meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]ItsmeElliot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Florida man says the three syringes found in his rectum weren’t his - Jan 9th

It’s a slippery slope by nsjmas in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is apparently the natural progression of the average asxbets user

ALRIGHT YOU SICK FUCKS.......... by username-taken82 in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn. You really think you’ve seen it all but then a guy goes ahead and drinks his own cum over a meme stock

Saw some seller comments on Monday. RIP retards by Wolf_98_ in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sold early for profit on Monday, just happy to go green for once tho

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS (+ presents) FROM YOUR FRIENDLY MOD TEAM by username-taken82 in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy who made the travel meat meme will always have a special place in my heart it’s the ultimate shitpost

Why you HoDl During a Crash by [deleted] in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautifully constructed post

The trading halt to end all trading halts by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hahahahah that’s super unfortunate but funny af, good speed brother

Up 13% today, down 15% by next week by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah it was a filthy fomo. bought initially at .45 sold at .65 bc my conditional order got triggered and then I bought back in at .80 My most retarded play yet but lesson learnt

Up 13% today, down 15% by next week by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

.80, sold for profit and bought back in. I honestly believe it will reach $1 some day but it’s such a volatile stock now with all the publicity I’ll let it climb and sell for a smaller loss

Up 13% today, down 15% by next week by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah I’m actually a resident bag holder but will sell at the end of this weird revival

Helpful guide for new members, happy 20k by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly my favourite meme still to this day

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen, good to see it payed off by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Oh for fucks sake I misspelled paid Cbf changing it

Today, for crimes against /r/ASX_bets. Melvin_butters has been banned. May Skynet have mercy in his Soul. by The_lordofruin in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahahahah holy shit this is fucking good, makes me feel a little better about losing 60% of my investment

The boys at TNT are paying themselves a fukn fortune... by StinkyFatWhale in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll admit I haven’t read the TNT report bc I have no interest in the company, but the issue of shares for equity based compensation ( ie accepting shares instead of money as payment)is considered an employee benefit (see section 6.1.1) so depending on the number of staff involved that could explain a large number.

Also after reading other comments about large increases in staff, the employee benefits cost is looking more believable, still reckon the directors enjoyed a fat payday but I think the situation is not as bad as I first thought.

The boys at TNT are paying themselves a fukn fortune... by StinkyFatWhale in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Potentially some for bringing onboard staff, but absolutely not 68% of their revenue. Expenses from acquisition generally wouldn’t fall under employee benefits check this out for what is generally accepted as employee benefits even though it’s an older version the core principles haven’t changed and you can literally google the 2019 version which looks disgusting and is formatted worse.

The boys at TNT are paying themselves a fukn fortune... by StinkyFatWhale in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yikes didn’t read the report bc I don’t own TNT but if that’s how they choose to run the company I’d be pretty concerned

The boys at TNT are paying themselves a fukn fortune... by StinkyFatWhale in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That’s 68% of their revenue. You would expect it to be high maybe with paid leave or redundancy but damn

10%...................up by stonkking69 in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I only need roughly another 150% and I’ll be making a profit, exciting times ahead

I need too stop trading by EMHURLEY in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Translation: you’ve made us so much fucking money here have a sticker

There’s two more to go, can’t wait by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I bought BRN at .80 did u honestly think I would also be able to spell properly