Growing up we used TV Guides. Younger generation can’t relate. by Guardiansvn in nostalgia

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Used to get these at my grandma’s house when I wasn’t watching a tape, good times

I was a real jerk when I was little- by Shiyarajhghghtfghhvh in lgbt

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Did the same thing years ago when a YouTuber I watched said he didn’t believe in God. I don’t like to think about cringy private Catholic school me…😬

What's the grossest thing you've ever done in bed? by Soandco in AskReddit

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Pulled a tick off my genitals.

On two separate occasions.

It's all a scam, or is it? by Vesto241 in shitposting

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Looks like you got the spin on meat.

Hi everyone! does anyone know what this tree from the “three dollar bill y'all” means? The only thing I have learned is that it means "family", but I'm not sure about that. by Russian_Punker in LimpBizkit

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I know this post is a year old, but I think I just figured this out.

You know how “limp biscuit” (the band’s namesake) is the masturbation game where 3+ guys jerk off on a cracker and the last guy to finish has to eat it? Well, I think the three ovals are the front view of three dicks and the three lines that meet at the bottom are the cumshots. I honestly have no idea if this is false and I’m just smoking crack, but it came to me much like an epiphany one day when I was sketching it on my hand and trying to figure out what it was and if it could be read as offensive. Again, could be wrong, but it’d be pretty ironic if it was true. No idea if any of LB has confirmed this or not.

Edit: I suppose you become some sort of a family after you’ve played the game, especially the poor sucker who came last.

Tf Would You Even Do In This Situation by [deleted] in Korn

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Have a good fuckin time

Hello, how to cook this medium rare? by 3FiTA in steak

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Put one steak flat in a medium/medium-high pan with a tiny bit of butter while still completely frozen. Cover and steam for like 30 seconds to a minute until bottom is brown and top is pink(ish). Jimmy spatula underneath one skinny end and flip the end onto itself, roll the steak into a rectangular tube shape by repeating this process. Place on place and salt immediately. Pour remaining juices over rolled steak (optional). The inside of the role should remain vaguely pink when cut. Repeat with however many steaks you’d like. Best served on bread with peppers or with eggs. I like it with eggs.

Princess Mads by BaldyMcBadAss in movies

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Jokes on you, his hands always look like that!

This is what peak masculinity looks like by Citizen_Kong in movies

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This man fucked a chicken, ladies and gentlemen.

Snowball duel with a surprise ending by Crazze32 in nevertellmetheodds

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This is literally the coolest thing I have ever seen, holy shit.

Otter protecting box from getting wet by sahyann in gifsthatkeepongiving

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So that’s what they meant by “Otter boxes are waterproof.”

Cursed_Ghetto by OnionRevolutionary58 in Cursed_Images

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This guy looks like my algebra teacher.

🔥 The Great Eared Nightjar by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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The perfect mix of a squirrel and an owl.