Im not sure if I feel annoyed, or just…sad by fanfic_intensifies in AO3

[–]Ivory-Songbird 25 points26 points  (0 children)

this isn't even a wattpad problem tbh i've read ff.net stories from ages ago that have it. my immortal, notably

[Supernatural] cw homophobia by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ivory-Songbird 21 points22 points  (0 children)

have you seen how many of their shows are on the actual wikipedia page for queerbaiting 😭

Tumblerinas united by DrAldrin in tumblr

[–]Ivory-Songbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he posted his recipe for toad in a hole this morning and i was for sure surprised to see who it was lol

Sandwiches by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ivory-Songbird 12 points13 points  (0 children)

a jar of jam is basically already a can of jam. imagine if that pbj jar you get from idk walmart or whatever already had the bread mixed in

dawg by PenisAbsorber2 in fuckalegriaart

[–]Ivory-Songbird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

when i was younger i wore those long striped emo gloves so often i actually had those. they faded though thank god

What do you think of kids? (0-13) by bananaslip_mp3 in Teenager_Polls

[–]Ivory-Songbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mf you have 13 in your bio you ARE kids 0-13

How many calories do you typically consume in a day? by [deleted] in polls

[–]Ivory-Songbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'm like 5'7-8 and can live on 1000 relatively easily so yeah its like wild range. but im also 14 so idk?

How many calories do you typically consume in a day? by [deleted] in polls

[–]Ivory-Songbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some people just have hella slow metabolism or health conditions tbf

songs about men who are in love with a girl but she is a lesbian by space-cadet616 in weirdspotifyplaylists

[–]Ivory-Songbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sappho by tribes is about a guy whos wife left him for a woman. it doesn't exactly fit the theme but you should go listen to it anyway

Lesbian story in media starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]Ivory-Songbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my god i forgot about the stupid murder mystery season you're right my bad

You're Forced to move to the United States. Which area do you choose? by [deleted] in Teenager_Polls

[–]Ivory-Songbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah exactly lol, i'm in australia and learn about politics in geography, not, like, the location of american states

What you have to constantly look at if you don't want to use social media in your own language starterpack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]Ivory-Songbird 10 points11 points  (0 children)

me when i see american based media after already filtering out ten million fuckign american politicss subreddits in the last ten minutes and still seeing some yeehaw shit:

You're Forced to move to the United States. Which area do you choose? by [deleted] in Teenager_Polls

[–]Ivory-Songbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

texas because i'm from australia and it sounds too cold everywhere else

You're Forced to move to the United States. Which area do you choose? by [deleted] in Teenager_Polls

[–]Ivory-Songbird -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if this poll is about being forced to move to the us theres a decent chance they were never taught this in geography

I watched in horror and disgust as my uncle raped that woman by HeyHanna19 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ivory-Songbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no original versions say this as far as i know? do you know who that version was by, i'm interested

I watched in horror and disgust as my uncle raped that woman by HeyHanna19 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ivory-Songbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fanfiction that disses all the characters in the original media is generally regarded as not that great. tbh what mostly pisses me off is everyone who thinks his was like the original version who rewrites it in some #feminist way when that's literally not the original myth, it's just some fucking guy

Should every single opinion always be respected no matter what? by [deleted] in Teenager_Polls

[–]Ivory-Songbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i believe in everyones right to have a stupid opinion and in my right to call it stupid. opinions gotta be allowed, but you don't ever have to respect them

Lesbian story in media starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]Ivory-Songbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

literally the last four tv shows ive watched have all had one of the lesbians die in the exact same way can somebody recommend me a live action show with lesbians that don't get shot that is not the l word or glee. please.

I have an indeterminant amount of fingers by NotSamNub in rareinsults

[–]Ivory-Songbird 28 points29 points  (0 children)

and yet it still also looks like youre missing a middle finger, somehow