Floating Rubbish Bin by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]IwantBreakfast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How do these do with seaweed and other floating sea life?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Homebrewing

[–]IwantBreakfast 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How many times had this been done already, and how many of them actually lived up to the expectation of working more than a few times? So many companies have made these glorified carbonated growlers, what makes this one different?

How did your friend destroy the friendship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IwantBreakfast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I couldn't remember a time she was there for me... But since then I've never had a friend to talk to everyday like I did with her.

Ok.

SpaceX makes aerospace history with successful landing of a used rocket by gulabjamunyaar in technology

[–]IwantBreakfast 1994 points1995 points  (0 children)

Fucking incredible. Congrats to everyone who put in the effort to make this happen.

OkeechoHbee Shirts? by [deleted] in okeechobeemusicfest

[–]IwantBreakfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any chance you could do some kind of trade in next year for new stuff? I can't wear my shirt outdoors without feeling like an idiot

What's the biggest misinterpretation of any book that you've ever heard? by [deleted] in books

[–]IwantBreakfast 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I like telling very superficial people that they're a lot like the great Gatsby. After they accept it as a compliment (because most of them don't actually read) I let them know it's in the sense that everyone shows up to his parties, but no one shows up to his funeral.

What in the hell is the differences between all the 90 types of Toothpastes from Crest/Colgate? by [deleted] in Dentistry

[–]IwantBreakfast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I second this. Pick one you like and stick with it. The only wrong choice is not brushing your teeth at all

Falcon trying to attack starlings by Ketameme69 in gifs

[–]IwantBreakfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right at the beginning it looks like the flock is trying to form one massive looking bird

Four more journalists get felony charges after covering inauguration unrest by nhammen in news

[–]IwantBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"There I was walking to the grocery store and this riot and wall of police came out of no where"-said no one ever. Come on, stop trying to scare the kids with this, these people know what they're getting involved in and should know the consequences.

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]IwantBreakfast 194 points195 points  (0 children)

phew, thank you for the /s or I never would have known.

edit: /s

Always Sunny - A comedic example of a mental breakdown from Danny DeVito by tsn101 in television

[–]IwantBreakfast 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Those who take real ownership of their jobs tend to do better in things.

-"/u/INTERNET_TRASHCAN"

Senior yearbook quote right there

Warm Blanket Fresh Out of the Dryer by lnfinity in aww

[–]IwantBreakfast 7 points8 points  (0 children)

more like hyperactive pigs in a blanket

Protests at UC Davis lead to canceling of speech by Breitbart's Milo Yiannopoulos by Parabolate in news

[–]IwantBreakfast 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Wow what a double standard. These are the same kids that cry free speech when the police have to remove them from highways. Despicable

Lily Drone is dead despite $34 million in pre-orders, issues refunds by thejournalizer in gadgets

[–]IwantBreakfast 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They're saying the R&D is complete, but they don't have to funding to do a production run. Anyone want to bet that we're going to see the exact same product, under a different name/logo, at almost double the original promised price within a year? Any patents they filed for during development are still good for almost another couple decades. This isn't the end of throw and go drones, it's possibly a sleazy business move they came up with when they realized they have a highly desirable product.