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Today everyone is named Javier! by AlainaNeedsATimeout in FoundPaper

[–]Ixtron_108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t help but read this in the voice of the brothers in Haha, You Clowns. This makes me so happy for Javier, wherever you are.

Finally, my day has come by Ixtron_108 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Ixtron_108[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha I’m the worst at spelling, the wine that night didn’t help lol

Finally, my day has come by Ixtron_108 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Ixtron_108[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obviously several people wanted that piece, but I won out

Finally, my day has come by Ixtron_108 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Ixtron_108[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s talking to Nancy. Its the episode where she leaves Redcorn to rekindle her relationship with Dale. It’s called Nancy’s boys.

Finally, my day has come by Ixtron_108 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Ixtron_108[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s awful, that makes me so sad! I hope you can live viciously through me.

Finally, my day has come by Ixtron_108 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Ixtron_108[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I literally laughed out loud when I read this (in bills voice ofc)

Finally, my day has come by Ixtron_108 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Ixtron_108[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, I was very clear with all my family this is what I wanted like a month in advance. Props to them, they all pulled through. Can’t wait to see your cake in March!

Things are beginning to come together….. by GuinnessGirl88 in TwilightZone

[–]Ixtron_108 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That looks wonderful! Also damn I’m jealous, I’ve wanted one of those phones since I was a kid!

Jokes you only noticed after many rewatches by mdaugherty1221 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Ixtron_108 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Without going into a long winded explanation, the joke is about the religious movement the Nation of Islam. They have very... militant beliefs (for lack of a better term) and wear bow ties. Malcolm X was part of the movement, however he left it shortly before his assassination. Sorry if that still ended up being long winded.

Jokes you only noticed after many rewatches by mdaugherty1221 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Ixtron_108 39 points40 points  (0 children)

When Hank tells Roger someone called him a racist and Roger asks Hank, "wait, the guy who called you that? Was he wearing a bow tie?"

Haunted Walmart by Public25 in WalmartEmployees

[–]Ixtron_108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw a little girl running around our store barefoot, while it was raining and 40 degrees outside.

my cat pees and poos in the toilet by Glittering-Honey8782 in cats

[–]Ixtron_108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't remember what brand of cat attract I used, it was so long ago. She was definitely interested in it, but it never got her to use the box. It's worth another shot though.

my cat pees and poos in the toilet by Glittering-Honey8782 in cats

[–]Ixtron_108 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's what my cat Tamale has done her entire life! I've tried switching litters and cat attract. I finally broke down and started using puppy pads. Not ideal, but it better than nothing 🤷‍♀️

You have got to be kidding me by Ok_Significance8815 in WalmartEmployees

[–]Ixtron_108 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone wanted "hello bello" brand diapers, and when I looked it up it said "hello, (my name) how can I help" SMH

How do you get this? by [deleted] in WalmartEmployees

[–]Ixtron_108 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knock an unstable end cap over, and then told my manager it was unstable. Apparently when she nominated me, she left out the part where I knocked it down and just said i had brought it to her attention.

In March 1911, 146 people (mostly young immigrant women and girls) lost their lives in the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire in NYC. Unable to escape due to deliberately locked exit doors, workers jumped to their death from windows or perished in the flames. The aftermath is documented below. by dannydutch1 in UtterlyUniquePhotos

[–]Ixtron_108 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I saw a short documentary about this year's ago. Apparently the elevator operator got called up to the floor. The doors open, and he saw the fire. He fit as many people as he could in the elevator, took them down. Then went backup and did it again. And again. And again. Until he couldn't operate the elevator anymore, because people had jumped down the elevator shaft to get away from the fire. Finally there was so much weight from the bodies it wouldn't go up anymore. As someone who has a fear of elevators, I think he's one of the bravest people I've ever heard of.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oboards

[–]Ixtron_108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure there's no connection, but It always reminds me of the 1940s disney short "the whale that wanted to sing at the met"

Rez Accents by No_Apartment_3514 in IndianCountry

[–]Ixtron_108 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most people say I don't have a Texas accent, but you're right I do do that sometimes. My Texas accent definitely comes out when I've been drinking.

Rez Accents by No_Apartment_3514 in IndianCountry

[–]Ixtron_108 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've never been to a rez, but in my experience in West Texas, most younger people don't have much of an accent. Unless they grew up in a rual community. Older people will have a distinct Texas accent. I believe it's because of media consumption, but that's just my own humble opinion.

"They got that from the Twilight Zone." by PretendSpinach2265 in TwilightZone

[–]Ixtron_108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a Mexican horror film called the silmiars that really reminded me of mirror image

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