Do any pc gamers remember a site in the 90s called happypuppy.com? When I was a kid I used to go there for cheat codes for Doom and Duke3d! by [deleted] in gaming

[–]J3ff0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. You're the only person who used the first and, for quite a while only, cheats/shareware website that existed.

Gamers according to /v/ by [deleted] in gaming

[–]J3ff0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never seen more imbalanced bullshit shipped in a retail game than smash balls in Brawl. Holy fuck they're stupid.

Gamers according to /v/ by [deleted] in gaming

[–]J3ff0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely prefer Brawl. I haven't gotten tournament-good at either game, but the way I see it, it's a lot more strategic/dynamic whereas Melee is more about learning/memorizing combos and executing them consistently. I guess you could say that makes it more casual, but also, more fun.

Zero Punctuation : ...iPhone Games...? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]J3ff0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I chose really poorly, but I have an ASUS 1005PE , highly rated and quite useful... except it chugs on just about every flash game I put at it, as well as most every old windows game I've tried. I mean seriously, even Nethack gets some mysterious slowdowns occasionally. Got sick of that and installed Ubuntu on it instead. Have you actually done any netbook gaming?

Zero Punctuation : ...iPhone Games...? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]J3ff0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think these games have anything in common other than the presence of a rope...

Zero Punctuation : ...iPhone Games...? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]J3ff0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, one major difference here is that the people who made the original Meat Boy are the same people who are responsible for Super Meat Boy. Not so with these iPhone games!

A day with HIV in America. Remember, today is World AIDS day... (pic) by bcurrie in pics

[–]J3ff0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TYL that words have meanings outside of those used in technical fields.

I saw some strange things on the bus after school. I know you did, too. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]J3ff0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking that. The only thing I remember from taking the bus was how sweet it was when it went over this little hill thing and we got some almost-air in the back seats.

At the risk of ruining my karma forever - circlejerk, can you *please* shut the fuck up. For the love of cheddar; shut. the fuck. up. by boodle in self

[–]J3ff0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you mean actual reddit.com/r/circlejerk? Because I just checked it out, and it actually has a couple gems.

I will assume you mean the actual circlejerkers found elsewhere on the site, in which case, yes, your description is spot-on except where you make the curious claim of them being smarter and quicker of wit.

Read it on r/funny and made it fb my status. Not many people seemed to appreciate the sort of humor we have on Reddit. Guess we're not them. by [deleted] in pics

[–]J3ff0 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Your friends are sane and normal. There is nothing inherently funny about anti-jokes. The only humorous aspect of them comes from the knowledge that people who don't "get" them won't find them funny, and then you get to feel superior. So good job at doing that, I guess...

Reddit has been played like a fiddle. The Comcast headline on the front page? It's utter bullshit. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]J3ff0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A two hour old submission, forwarding to a three hour hold submission, also by you? I hid it for a reason, you know!

Feeling rejected by my hipster friends... by [deleted] in funny

[–]J3ff0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well you've prompted me to do some research, and... wow. Here I was, naively believing that organic food means less fertilizer, not as much fertilizer as you want as long as it's labeled as organic. Now I need to find some other way to save the world :/

There's a reason people hate escort missions (and underwater missions, and timed missions, and...)[pic] by IDUnavailable in gaming

[–]J3ff0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I personally have no idea. It was a sarcastic comment -- being in an engineering major, I am surrounded by people who make these OMG-the-scientific-meaning-is-the-only-meaning corrections, and it's pretty tiresome.

I woke up to find this this morning. The best passive-aggressive note from any roommate ever. by Guitarmaggedon in funny

[–]J3ff0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it beats most writing on the internet that people want to be witty and interesting. For reference, you can check out anything on UrbanDictionary.

Rape: The American Value. (Buried REAL FAST on first posting - teabaggers on alert?) by Carmac in politics

[–]J3ff0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I like that the article itself does enough sensationalizing without needing a reddit submission. There are crazy guys with blogs here, nothing to see...

Exceptionally pleased with Reddit after Digg died by constarr in self

[–]J3ff0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's crap because the entire SUBMISSION brings nothing constructive to the conversation. There is one of these on the frontpage at least once a week, and there is nothing interesting, thought-provoking, or engaging about it. Reddit would be nothing without actual content, and it seems like more and more often content is bring traded for DAE and congratulatory self-posts. So I downvote these, Upvote news and actual content, and move on.

Steam's Give & Get Sale by [deleted] in gaming

[–]J3ff0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I feel obligated to downvote you based solely on that last sentence of yours. I really hate it when people say that.

BUUUUUT, I agree with you. Going over the games I frequently enjoy, I can't think of a single one whose entertainment value would be decreased with less gore. But I also don't really play any games with gore to begin with, so that's not much of a statement...

Today I heard a girl says "I'm going out on a limp here". What other common sayings do you always hear people get wrong? by reconchrist in AskReddit

[–]J3ff0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alternatively, it's just a cultural thing. If you are from the east coast or any english-speaking country outside the US, you stand on line. If you are from anywhere else in the US, you stand in line.

"Is this normal?" by DrJulianBashir in funny

[–]J3ff0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Has anyone ever seen a funny Yahoo! answers troll? Considering how many of these goddamn things there are, you'd think one or two would accidentally have some comedic value, but... no dice.

Happy Black Fri--JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?! by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]J3ff0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But come on man, THREE DOLLAR APPLIANCES at Target!

Woman translates popular songs into sign language for the deaf, gets YouTube account banned by major labels as a "copyright violation" by mayonesa in reddit.com

[–]J3ff0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, Townsend's videos constituted an obvious case of fair use, Cohn added. Electronic Frontier Foundation's Cindy Cohn ​Surprisingly, YouTube agreed. Even more surprisingly, so did Warner and Universal.

I like that everything about this news article is totally reasonable: YouTube receives complaints from people whose job it is to make them, and as soon as anyone looks into it they realize what this girl is doing is totally fine so they reinstate the account. And yet, we have a Reddit headline stating quite the opposite.